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    Senior Member velocity's Avatar
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    Lightbulb dmitri the lover

    putting it into context:
    ninners014 (12:33:11 AM): the backstory is basically that this guy met this girl at a bar, and the girl kinda wanted to brush him off so she gave him her business card and left
    ninners014 (12:33:21 AM): and these r the messages he left...
    ninners014 (12:33:44 AM): YouTube - The Douchiest Phone Message In History - Dmitri
    ninners014 (12:33:52 AM): it is the greatest thing ive ever heard

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    YouTube - The Douchiest Phone Message In History - Dmitri

    i look forward to your reactions, ladies and gents!!

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    WTF is this dude saying? A Schnitzel's Avatar
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    Dmitri is a total hottie.

    I don't even know how such a strong independent man is still single.
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    sheesh humans! for realz

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    "Let's let the romance begin"




    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww :17026::17026:




    ........ Why the hell did she give him her card? I know a guy who talks to people like this. What is most hilarious way to enlighten him with his certain future?
    "Beware Those Who Are ALWAYS READING BOOKS" - Bukowski

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    "...I'm a very direct, very passionate, very assertive man..."

    "...believe it or not I'm a complete catch..."

    "...I'm one of the few many in the city that has nothing wrong with him..."


    This man knows things. Teach me, Dmitri!

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    This thing has kind of made the rounds already, so you may not get many responses, but I DIED the first time I heard that. Hilarious and frightening at the same time.

    Scary thing is, that schtick probably works on a lot of women with no self-esteem. *shudder*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tallulah View Post
    This thing has kind of made the rounds already, so you may not get many responses, but I DIED the first time I heard that. Hilarious and frightening at the same time.

    Scary thing is, that schtick probably works on a lot of women with no self-esteem. *shudder*
    Was I the only one who thought that phone call was just WAY too "out there" to not be supposed to be humorous from the get go? Maybe the guy's just trying to be funny.

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