Happy birthday, Uber!
(don't do anything too weird, ok?)
Happy Birfday Uber. *slightly-too-hard chest bump*
"Only an irrational dumbass, would burn Jews." - Jaguar
"please give concise answers in plain English" - request from Provoker
Happy Birthday. I have a feeling like this will be the Year of The Uber....
Congratulations on the anniversary of the day you crawled into the world!
Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.
Happy Birthday, Uber!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, UBER!!!