You seem to be a sort of - a relational troubleshooter, the Maytag Repairman, except that the "Maytags" hereabouts actually need servicing, so there is plenty to do.
Hope is the denial of reality. It is the carrot dangled before the draft horse to keep him plodding along in a vain attempt to reach it. We should remove the carrot and walk forward with our eyes open. -- Raistlin Majere