A perpetually drunk British columnist/pundit (some would say intellectual) who pretty much epitomizes ENTP argumentation style. I'm a fan of his style much more than his substance (which is fairly hit or miss), but he's engaging to read. He's a self-described polemicist and antitheist, so sometimes it's hard to filter the good points out of his drunken ramblings, but...taken with a big grain of salt, he's pretty entertaining.
Check out his book, God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything!
If you could be anything you want, I bet you'd be disappointed--am I right?
I watched this video earlier today, not having seen this thread. I agreed with it, found it funny, completely inoffensive to me. And in general, I enjoy hearing what he says more than reading his books. I got partway through God Is Not Great and lost all motivation, for whatever reason, but I don't think I'll try again.