How does one get trapped in a coffee shop? I'm trying to think of a scenario that could realistically make that happen without also involving somebody who trapped you there and from whom you could bum some money for food.
Does it involve internet addiction, perhaps?
“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.” ~ John Rogers
Aside from that, most of the recommendations here were not possible. Also, Haight's sarcastic contempt for me appears to now be boiling over into his posts. Of course, this is basically the same thing on my part, just a bit more straightforward: