Although I don't agree ENTP's are the best, it's still pretty funny. Sorry if this page has already been posted on another thread or something. So....here's the link...
ENTP's Are The Best
*****INTJ***** Silent but Deadly - The Hand Behind the Throne
They may look serene, but beneath that exterior lurks a labyrinth of plans and machinations. Sometimes good, sometimes evil - always complicated. I'm sorry you have to die now, but it can't be helped - the plans do not call for your intereference.
JRR Tolkien, CS Lewis, Gandalf, Goebbels.
Good INTJ music: Whatever they damn well feel like. Don't mess with it, and leave the volume control alone.
Patron Saint: The Puffer Fish
I've said too much. Any more explanation and they will drip poison down from the ceiling on a string while I sleep.
True and funny in my opinion.