For guys...I guess Synarch. Desperado tries really hard, Uberfuhrer often just comes across as sad. Although Edahn deserves a mention, simply because he created the "Would you hook up with the person above you" thread.
For girls... Would have to be CC or Pink. Amargith gets points for her amazing tricks with popcorn and stunning participation in the aforementioned "hooking up" thread. Also vote for Awesomecakes, and THEANO because of her amazing photo album.
I knew you wanted to touch my junk, Jock.
"Create like a god, command like a king, work like a slave."
I'm kind of curious, because sometimes I think it's me, since I flirt with everyone and their mother, but other times I think it's Pink. But maybe it's someone else completely who I don't read, like Jennifer.
BarbaraEller or whatever
The Late Great Jack Flak