I have 1/5th of a martini and I'm OUT!
Friends and guys call me: *Cheap Date*
Low tolerance for alchohol. Not to mention- skin rashes & breathing problems when consuming too much (1 entire round, 2 at most). I still love my daiquiris. Although buttery nipples are strong, they taste goood..
My cousin likes to get shitfaced on adiosmuthafuckers!