Nah. Work up to it. First, make her comfortable with your friendship over time. You will know when to set the second stage into motion when she changes in front of you and cuddles frequently. One night the both of you will get really wasted...
This way, you don't give away your inner straight dude. Then the strategy will be reusable at another time. You can't pull that tactic with just one chick. So, have a few on rotation for between periods.
If caught, just stare in air and say "Praise the lard! Ah been delivered!"
No! I am not an old biddy. Heh. I' m not! Honest I'm not. Nobody around here can figure it out anyway.
I do have a crush on Blue though. True or false?
Anyway (and Jennifer is just going to crap when I say this,) "I know something you don't know!" Nyah, nyah, nyah, NYAH, nyah.
"No ray of sunshine is ever lost, but the green which it awakes into existence needs time to sprout, and it is not always granted to the sower to see the harvest. All work that is worth anything is done in faith." - Albert Schweitzer
LOL! This is errmm, embarrassing. I don't know whether to be flattered or freaked out. There goes my plan to disappear discreetly ....thanks erin!
(You are loverly, tho - come up and see me sometime! )
So, let's see. According to Anja I'm a lying manwhore, according to Edamn I'm his bitch, Jennifer seems to think I'm having some kind of emo breakdown on account of Teh Flak, and someone called Lateralus believes I know who the hell he is.
(Except the bit about being Edamn's bitch, but then aren't we all in some Karmic sense? )
Jennifer, really too cruel - you knew that would draw me back in to defend myself, didn't you?
No, I wasn't happy about the handling of the JF incident. But there are deeper, more fundamental issues and concerns that I have with this place, with foruming in general, which I won't go into here. I need to take some time to think about it. If I can reconcile myself, I'll return to bore you senseless, I'm sure. If not, well, I have to be true to myself.
So people are still confused about my gender? Let them eat cake, I say. I can't help being so sexy. It wouldn't be the first time some auld biddy in an internet forum got a crush on me and started insisting that I was a bloke. *shrug*
Slander and gossip, though? Not cool.
For the record, I am not a flirt! I have had nothing but serious intercourse with all of the wimmenz and 2/3rds of the menz here.
So...yeah, bet you're real glad you clicked on this thread!
PS. Anja, I'm PMing you a pic of me, so that you can feel REALLY silly.
Is there such a thing as a forumgasm? 'Cause I think I just had one.
"Don't you love her as she's walkin' out the door...."
"The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them that they are being attacked and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country."
Reichsfuhrer Herman Goering at the Nuremburg trials.