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    Default The "tell a joke" thread

    Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

    The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes, and said, "Take what you want."

    The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
    [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEBvftJUwDw&t=0s[/URL]

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    In the 1930's 6,000 people were deported to the frigid, far nothern reaches of the Former Soviet Union to cultivate the 'virgin' land. Each person was given a few pounds of flour but nothing else. Three months later about 4,000 died due to the harsh living conditions. When asked how the remaining surviors made it back to civilisation one of them replied, "We were arrested for cannibalism."

    Oh sorry, that was a true story... my bad.
    Is not to be held accuntable for peeling errors.

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    You are weird Welcome to typologycentral
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    Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw 500 elephants coming over the hill?

    A. Look, 500 elephants coming over the hill.




    Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw 500 elephants in sunglasses coming over the hill?

    (highlight below for the answer)
    A. Nothing. He didn't recognize them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaula View Post
    In the 1930's 6,000 people were deported to the frigid, far nothern reaches of the Former Soviet Union to cultivate the 'virgin' land. Each person was given a few pounds of flour but nothing else. Three months later about 4,000 died due to the harsh living conditions. When asked how the remaining surviors made it back to civilisation one of them replied, "We were arrested for cannibalism."

    Oh sorry, that was a true story... my bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatsWhatHeSaid View Post
    Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw 500 elephants coming over the hill?

    A. Look, 500 elephants coming over the hill.




    Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw 500 elephants in sunglasses coming over the hill?

    (highlight below for the answer)
    A. Nothing. He didn't recognize them.
    jaja, ok. But I have been searching for the right avatar for like 5000 years now. I will keep looking again you are right
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    Not a joke, more like a pun.

    This acquaintance mentioned how Dick Cheney was in a wheelchair at the lunch/dinner thing; another said that he should get a cane.

    And then I was like: Llololo Dick Caney.

    HAH.

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