Does anyone have colorful sayings or quotes that they like to say or love hearing others say.
I have 3 that I find myself saying a lot. I have more but I just can't think of them at the moment.
When someone doesn't like the way I dress or something like that-
I say what a friend of mine taught me-
Oh well, I hate it far ya- deal with it!
When someone asks you a question that to you is so obviously a YES, like duh question- I remember hearing Sophia on Golden Girl's saying this and it always stuck with me and I love to say
Is a Frog's Butt Watertight?
Whenever I eat a meal that is an orgasmic experience it is so good I love to say this, also given to me by a friend of mine-
Tastes so good I want ta step back and kiss myself!
Does anyone else have quips, quotes, or colorful sayings they find themselves often saying or love hearing?