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    Rubber Nipple Salesperson ladypinkington's Avatar
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    Does anyone have colorful sayings or quotes that they like to say or love hearing others say.

    I have 3 that I find myself saying a lot. I have more but I just can't think of them at the moment.

    When someone doesn't like the way I dress or something like that-
    I say what a friend of mine taught me-

    Oh well, I hate it far ya- deal with it!

    When someone asks you a question that to you is so obviously a YES, like duh question- I remember hearing Sophia on Golden Girl's saying this and it always stuck with me and I love to say

    Is a Frog's Butt Watertight?

    Whenever I eat a meal that is an orgasmic experience it is so good I love to say this, also given to me by a friend of mine-

    Tastes so good I want ta step back and kiss myself!

    Does anyone else have quips, quotes, or colorful sayings they find themselves often saying or love hearing?
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    • Suck it up, princess.
    • DUH.
    • I hate you [guys].
    • No [soup] for you!
    • What a maroon, what a nincowpoop.
    • [Wile E. Coyote] -- SUPER-genius.
    • He's two fries short of a Happy Meal.
    • Shut your piehole.
    • WOOOOW! [from the Schoolhouse Rock "Interjection!" song... with proper inflection.]
    • Kwyjibo
    • Okily-Dokily.
    • Howdy neighbor.
    • You're a marine biologist.


    (Uggh, there is a pattern here... My vocabulary is all popular culture! NoooOoOoO!)
    "Hey Capa -- We're only stardust." ~ "Sunshine"

    “Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft

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    Said to someone overworked or stoned: Your eyes look like road maps.
    Dost thou love Life? Then do not squander Time; for that's the Stuff Life is made of.

    -- Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanack, June 1746 --

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    Have fun!
    Bite me!
    Never mind...
    That's smart!
    Dreams are best served manifest and tangible.

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    Step into my metaphysical room of mirrors.
    Fear of reality creates myopic morality
    So I guess it means there is trouble until the robins come
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    I find it funny when people say "when life gives you lemons, who can blame you if you're bitter"


    Ok not so much a liked quote, but a peeve of mine, people who say:

    Cheer up, it might never happen

    when I am busy dreaming wonderful dreams.
    "No one can be free of the chains that surround them"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    • Okily-Dokily.
    I use that a lot also.

    I sometimes use unexpected replies to questions/statements people often say.

    Howdy!
    Doody!
    (Also, I sometimes reply "It's Howdy Doody Time!" when someone asks if I know what time it is.)

    Bite me!
    Where?

    Do you know what?
    Yeah, he plays second base.

    You're a nerd (dork, dweeb, etc).
    Hey, I resemble that remark.

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    "He was busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a marble floor."

    "He was hopping faster than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest."

    "I resent that."
    "No, you represent that."
    "I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." - Galileo

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    3 out of 3 people die. COPE!

    You can sleep in a car but you can't drive a house. (We cars are better)
    "The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time."
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