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    Quote Originally Posted by spamtar View Post
    "whatever lifts your skirt"
    ...and here I thought she was straight...?

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    "When life turns his back on you, grab his butt"

    "Get a life"

    "An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise."
    Victor Hugo



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    When life gives you lemons... get tequila, salt, and make yourself a Margarita.

    "An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise."
    Victor Hugo



    LII/INTj (Analyst) - 1w9 Sp/Sx - RC|O|EI - Melancholy/Choleric

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    When I say something smart: *points to head* Not just a hat rack.

    Sucks to be you, nerd. (No offense to nerds, it's just a line )

    Life is as awkward as you make it.
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    T 87.1% F 12.9%
    P 66.67% J 33.33%

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    My dad has a hundred of them i find myself repeating..

    'Raining like a cow pissin on a flat rock'

    'He's got dirreah of the mouth and constipation of the brain'

    'Couldn't pop a pimple on a/an XXXXXX's ass' (XXXXX usually being a job.. eg "That foreman couldn't pop a pimple on an ditch-digger's ass")
    ...Then I ducked my head and the lights went out, and two guns blazed in the dark;
    And a woman screamed, and the lights went up, and two men lay stiff and stark...

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    Keep it down to a dull roar (Dad used to yell this at us kids and it mainly kept us quiet trying to figure out what a “dull roar” was and how loud it was we ended up giving low decibel lion roars at each other)

    Colder than a witches tit (this one stays in my mind because the woman who said it followed up with a tease of leaning into me pushing her chest out and saying wanna check the temperature and then hopped back parrying my attempt to cop a feel in response to the invitation)

    mad as a wet hen (always get a mental picture of a wet disgruntled chicken when I hear this)

    Never challenge a skunk to a pissing duel

    Also like to alter a cliché when the opportunity arrives (i.e. Dorthy Parker’s ‘It serves me right for keeping all my eggs in one bastard.’)
    I redact everything I have written or will write on this forum prior to, subsequent with and or after the fact of its writing. For entertainment purposes only and not to be taken seriously nor literally.

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    Spamtar - a strange combination of boorish drunkeness and erudite discussions, or what I call "an Irish academic"

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    You're never too poor to pay attention.
    Johari Nohari

    "If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared. "--Niccolo Machiavelli

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    my intj friend
    what kind of sorcery is this?
    what was that, i couldn't here you over the angels singing

    esfj friend
    herp-derp(someone who is dumb)

    Me
    calm down, charlie brown
    slow down turbo
    Twa
    I N V I C T U S

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    One of my favourites, said to a kid repeating grade nine for about the fourth time (not because of lack of intellectual ability): You're so lazy, you'd marry a pregnant woman!

    My grandma always spoke very colourfully:
    Doesn't do enough work to keep his bowels moving!
    _________ is as black as the Hubs of Billie-o (still don't know what that is, but I like how it sounds)

    My Newfoundland friends:

    How's ya gettin' on, cocky?
    Yes b'y! (kind of like saying, "Really?" or "Wow")
    What're y'at? (Means, "How are you". The appropriate response is usually "This's it.")
    Me ducky, me darlin', me dove, me old cock, me love, moy dear - all common things that many people would call acquaintances or strangers
    She's right saucy
    She's wonderful thin (or insert whatever adjective you like - wonderful serves the same purpose as the word very)
    Contrary (as a description for someone who is difficult to get along with).
    It's some cold out today.

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    Couple from my family.
    -Sneakier than a cat coverin' up shit
    - You want help, 1st place you need to look is at the end of yer right arm.
    - Thank you for that brilliant observation, Captain Obvious
    - No shit, Sherlock
    - *after someone lets out a large belch* Sounds like you just stripped a gear
    - *baby starts crying, pick 'em up and say* Awww, is the world horrible?

    From me (and a couple I've picked up from others).
    - That's OUTSTANDING!!!
    - It is what it is
    - *shrugs shoulders* Que Sera
    - HOCKEY HELMETS FOR EVERYONE!!!
    - *when talkin' about a fast car* Man, that thing goes like stink!
    - *someone calls me weird* Well, yeah! Someone's gotta keep all the so-called 'normal people' on their toes.
    - *when talkin' about the looks of random women I don't know* Well, I wouldn't kick 'er outta bed.
    "People in glass houses shouldn't use Windex when living near bird sanctuaries."- myself

    "We are never alone my friend. We are constantly in the company of victories, losses, strengths and weaknesses. Make no mistake, life is war...and war is hell. Those who fight the hardest will suffer the most...but that's what you have to do: Fight. As long as you're feeling pain, then there's hope...because only the dead do not suffer." -RD Metcalf
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