An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.
- G. K. Chesterton
He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
- George Carlin
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
- Alice Thomas Ellis
Man is tormented by no greater anxiety than to find someone quickly to whom he can hand over that great gift of freedom with which the ill-fated creature is born.
- Fyodor Dostoevsky
The purpose of a fish trap is to catch fish, and when the fish are caught, the trap is forgotten. The purpose of a rabbit snare is to catch rabbits. When the rabbits are caught, the snare is forgotten. The purpose of words is to convey ideas. When the ideas are grasped, the words are forgotten. Where can I find a man who has forgotten words? He is the one I would like to talk to.
We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.
- Anais Nin
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
- Carl Jung