Here are some Oscar Wilde gems (not necessarily my favourites but I think they're great anyway):
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it.
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead.
Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read.
The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means.
The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
The world is divided into two classes, those who believe the incredible, and those who do the improbable.
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
True friends stab you in the front.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
My suspicion is that Oscar Wilde was an enneagram 4w3. I relate to him sometimes when I swing towards wing 3. (The quote in my signature is from my wing 5 moments.)