Thread: Favourite Quotes
02-21-2014, 01:07 AM #431
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02-21-2014, 01:13 AM #432GinkgoGuest
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03-16-2014, 12:47 AM #434
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- Mar 2008
Victor was a little baby,
Into this world he came;
His father took him on his knee and said:
'Don't dishonour the family name.'
Victor looked up at his father
Looked up with big round eyes:
His father said; 'Victor, my only son,
Don't you ever ever tell lies.'
Victor and his father went riding
Out in a little dog-cart;
His father took a Bible from his pocket and read;
'Blessed are the pure in heart.'
It was a frosty December
Victor was only eighteen,
But his figures were neat and his margins were straight
And his cuffs were always clean.
He took a room at the Peveril,
A respectable boarding-house;
And Time watched Victor day after day
As a cat will watch a mouse.
The clerks slapped Victor on the shoulder;
'Have you ever had woman?' they said,
'Come down town with us on Saturday night.'
Victor smiled and shook his head.
The manager sat in his office,
Smoked a Corona cigar:
Said; 'Victor's a decent fellow but
He's too mousy to go far.'
Victor went up the his bedroom,
Set the alarum bell;
Climbed into bed, took his Bible and read
Of what happened to Jezebel.
It was the First of April,
Anna to the Peveril came;
Her eyes, her lips, her breasts, her hips
And her smile set men aflame,
She looked as pure as a schoolgirl
On her First Communion day,
But her kisses were like the best champagne
When she gave herself away.
It was the Second of April.
She was wearing a coat of fur;
Victor met her upon the stair
And he fell in love with her.
The first time he made his proposal,
She laughed, said; 'I'll never wed;
The second time there was a pause;
Then she smiled and shook her head.
Anna looked into her mirror,
Pouted and gave a frown:
Said 'Victor's as dull as a wet afternoon
But I've got to settle down.'
The third time he made his proposal,
As they walked by the Reservoir:
She gave him a kiss like a blow on the head,
Said; 'You are my heart's desire.'
They were married early in August,
She said; 'Kiss me, you funny boy';
Victor took her in his arms and said;
'O my Helen of Troy.'
It was the middle of September,
Victor came to the office one day;
He was wearing a flower in his buttonhole,
He was late but he was gay.
The clerks were talking of Anna,
The door was just ajar:
One said, 'Poor old Victor, but where ignorance
Is bliss, et cetera.'
Victor stood still as a statue,
The door was just ajar:
One said, 'God, what fun I had with her
In that Baby Austin car.'
Victor walked out into the High Street,
He walked to the edge of town:
He came to the allotments and the rubbish heap
And his tears came tumbling down.
Victor looked up at the sunset
As he stood there all alone;
Cried; 'Are you in Heaven, Father?'
But the sky said 'Address not known'.
Victor looked at the mountains,
The mountains all covered in snow
Cried; 'Are you pleased with me, Father?'
And the answer came back, No.
Victor came to the forest,
Cried: 'Father, will she ever be true?'
And the oaks and the beeches shook their heads
And they answered: 'Not to you.'
Victor came to the meadow
Where the wind went sweeping by:
Cried; 'O Father, I love her so',
But the wind said, 'She must die'.
Victor came to the river
Running so deep and so still:
Crying; 'O Father, what shall I do?'
And the river answered, 'Kill'.
Anna was sitting at table,
Drawing cards from a pack;
Anna was sitting at table
Waiting for her husband to come back.
It wasn't the Jack of Diamonds
Nor the Joker she drew first;
It wasn't the King or the Queen of Hearts
But the Ace of Spades reversed.
Victor stood in the doorway,
He didn't utter a word:
She said; 'What's the matter, darling?'
He behaved as if he hadn't heard.
There was a voice in his left ear,
There was a voice in his right,
There was a voice at the base of his skull
Saying, 'She must die tonight.'
Victor picked up a carving-knife,
His features were set and drawn,
Said; 'Anna it would have been better for you
If you had not been born.'
Anna jumped up from the table,
Anna started to scream,
But Victor came slowly after her
Like a horror in a dream.
She dodged behind the sofa,
She tore down a curtain rod,
But Victor came slowly after her:
Said; 'Prepare to meet thy God.'
She managed to wrench the door open,
She ran and she didn't stop.
But Victor followed her up the stairs
And he caught her at the top.
He stood there above the body,
He stood there holding the knife;
And the blood ran down the stairs and sang,
'I'm the Resurrection and the Life'.
They tapped Victor on the shoulder,
They took him away in a van;
He sat as quiet as a lump of moss
Saying, 'I am the Son of Man'.
Victor sat in a corner
Making a woman of clay:
Saying; 'I am Alpha and Omega, I shall come
To judge the earth some day.'
03-16-2014, 05:09 PM #435
"(Brute) force is the opposite of reason. Morality ends where a gun begins."
"And I love you more than I can control. I don't even try...Why did I?"
-Queens of the Stone Age
"You can hope it's gets better and you can follow your dreams, but hope is
for presidents, and dreams are for people who are sleeping..."
-Andrew Jackson Jihad
That's all I have off the top of my head.
ESFJ - 3w4 - SLUAI - EIE
Extraverted, Sensing, Feeling, Judging
Unfocused, Gullible, Irrational, Exclusive
03-16-2014, 07:51 PM #436
“A flower does not think of competing to the flower next to it. It just blooms.”"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
03-16-2014, 10:09 PM #437
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"Be wiser than other people if you can; but do not tell them so." --Lord Chesterfield
"About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead." --Edsger W. Dijkstra
"The greater part of the truth is always hidden, in regions out of the reach of cynicism." --J.R.R. Tolkien
"Friendship can be a very good catalyst for progress. A friend can find traits in you that no one else can. It's like they searched your person and somehow came up with five full sets of silverware you never knew were there." --why the lucky stiff
"Rings and other jewels are not gifts, but apologies for gifts. The only gift is a portion of thyself." --Ralph Waldo Emerson
"The aim of good prose words is to mean what they say." --G.K. Chesterton
"One is not superior merely because one sees the world as odious." --Chateaubriand
"In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy." --Mark Twain
"If you sit down at a poker game and you don't see a sucker, get up. You're the sucker." --fortune
"When the wise points at the moon, the fool looks at the finger." --Chinese proverb
"Don't write merely to be understood. Write so that you cannot possibly be misunderstood." --Robert Louis Stevenson
"Your unconscious can't work when you are breathing down its neck. You'll sit there going, 'Are you done in there yet, are you done in there yet?' But it is trying to tell you nicely, 'Shut up and go away.'" --Anne Lamott
"The best way is always to stop when you are going good and when you know what will happen next. If you do that every day ... you will never be stuck." --Ernest Hemingway
"The test of any good fiction is that you should care something for the characters; the good to succeed, the bad to fail. The trouble with most fiction is that you want them all to land in hell together, as quickly as possible." --Mark Twain
"In an old cookery book I found the following recipe for peppered hare: "One takes a hare and prepares peppered hare from it." It is not actually wrong, but hardly helpful." --Edsger W. Dijkstra
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." --George W. Bush
"He who angers you conquers you." --Elizabeth Kenny
03-28-2014, 12:49 PM #438
03-28-2014, 01:13 PM #439LadyLazarusGuest
"Morality is the basis of things and truth is the substance of all morality."
03-30-2014, 11:14 PM #440
But I know our filthy hands
can wash one another's
and not one speck will remain
- Death CabOriginally Posted by Nørrsken impersonating EJCC
1w2/7w6/3w4 so/sx (enneagram)
lawful good (D&D) / ravenclaw + wampus (HP) / boros legion (M:TG)
conscientious > sensitive > serious (oldham)
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