Actually, I meant it as an opposite joke(most characters here resemble their part), as stealing hamburgers would be the LAST thing you'd do..... but now that I think about it, the Hamburglar could easily be a closet Veggie Terrorist. Steals our hamburgers and dumps em, boston tea party style.
You don't crash and trash BBQs by anychance, do you? cuz then it still fits!
though i am aware that AJ Ayer is no longer taken completely seriously (they still read him academically, but aren't most of his theories kind of on the out?)... i still cant help but love that selection! (i like a lot of his ideas...)