That's because i'm beautiful... Zombies aren't hot. And well... The roman retards can't tie people to crosses worth shit... I climbed down after dark and got drunk with a few prostitutes, then people thought I had been resurrected when I awoke from my hangover.
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"How dreadful!" cried Lord Henry. "I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect." ~ Oscar Wilde - The picture of Dorian Gray