That'd be the sort of stone I'd come across and stare at, wondering if it were true and if anybody had thought to help you yet...
I'm the type who would prefer to live forever, who would get to choose when I died, but of course...that doesn't happen in real life [unless any of you happen to know a vampire or two who could make this happen for me? ]. Because, frankly, Death frightens me. So...perhaps..:
Well, if I have my own way I don't want an epitaph, as I want to be buried in an unmarked grave with a rose bush (carefree wonder), and a bunch of daffodils. Coming to think of it, I may as well have some harebell as I am a bit Scottish as well.
Back on topic, if I had to have one I want it to be;
"I don't care who got invited to my funeral as long as I didn't."
Originally Posted by Thalassa
Oh our 3rd person reference to ourselves denotes nothing more than we realize we are epic characters on the forum.
Narcissism, plain and simple.
The ultimate in bizarre: a cross between an ostrich, a gorilla, and Edward Scissorhands.