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    for me it's easy, trying too hard to make jokes when I have a really bad day\surrounded by ppl who can't get 2nd degree
    But hey, I'm getting better at it everyday
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    Default The How To Guide To Freaking People Out:

    I do freak people out by dancing very slowly in public.

    And I mean really slowly - so slowly I barely seem to be moving.

    First people walking past seem to see nothing. Then they do a double take. Then they look away in embarrassment. Then they can't help glancing back until they are out of sight.

    Of course when I am slow dancing, as I slow my movements my thoughts slow right along with them. Until my thoughts are barely moving - and I am in a middle to deep trance.

    And the best way to put someone in a trance is to go into a trance yourself.

    So those walking past are entranced by my trance.

    They are freaked out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Victor View Post
    I do freak people out by dancing very slowly in public.

    And I mean really slowly - so slowly I barely seem to be moving.
    GENIUS!!!!!!!!
    Expression of the post modern paradox : "For the love of god, religions are so full of shit"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeffster View Post
    I need no guide. I freak people out just by being myself.
    I have often wondered why wild animals are freaked out by us. Until I realised they see us as wild animals because they can't predict our behaviour. While they can predict the behavior of their own species.

    And when I knew I could predict your behaviour, Jeffster, I knew you were no longer a wild animal.

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    the elevator thing is fun (not turning around)- especially when you start to talk to the people there

    Talking to yourself in public often gets odd stares as well

    and so does skipping down the sidewalk when you're a fully grown adult
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    Quote Originally Posted by Victor View Post
    I have often wondered why wild animals are freaked out by us. Until I realised they see us as wild animals because they can't predict our behaviour. While they can predict the behavior of their own species.

    And when I knew I could predict your behaviour, Jeffster, I knew you were no longer a wild animal.
    indeed, might also be related to the whole We drive noisy cars, we look wierd and we shoot things: but hey, it's just me looking at the fun side of things
    Expression of the post modern paradox : "For the love of god, religions are so full of shit"

    Theory is always superseded by Fact...
    ... In theory.

    “I’d hate to die twice. It’s so boring.”
    Richard Feynman's last recorded words

    "Great is the human who has not lost his childlike heart."
    Mencius (Meng-Tse), 4th century BCE

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    World would be a lot happier if we all went doing these things. After that there would be anarchy and after that, chaos.

    Stunts I've done (I might have mentioned some of these in another thread):

    We we're sitting on our fence wearing only towels and waving at cars and saying "hi" to random pedestrians as if we knew them. They felt uncomfortable.

    Few times I've dressed up as a girl and went in public (the trick is to make it seem like it is normal to you), and one time I had the kinda satanic make-up and I sat quietly in a bar. A nazi almost beat me up.

    We were stopping cars on the street with a girl who had angel wings and I would knock the window and ask "Are you fucking?" That was real fun and the responses we're unbelievably funny.

    Sometimes we would play petanque (the metal ball game of old french guys) through the city. It becomes really exciting at big intersections.

    Once we found a huge bunch of festival masks and we put on cat masks (there was like five of us) and went to walk around as a pact of cats. We were "stalking" some women (they didn't notice, though) and climb in trees and on walls and go see if there's any food in dumpsters. We did all we could think cats would do. If there was someone walking by we say "Miauu..." Damn, that was real fun. Then we were coming back home and see a rabbit and try to catch it as a group. We could almost surround it, but it eventually outrun us.

    One time we had this spontaneous idea when we see a stage they use for small charity concerts, it was empty, so we went there and made a musical (we happened to have a tape recorder with us, so we also taped it). We didn't plan anything except the settings of the scenes. It ended up being a tragic story of a spinster who want to get laid, so she makes a scientist build him a robot. The robot kills them, but not before the scientist wins his first noble prize.

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    !!!!!!!!!! aaw; i'm such a fan

    Nolla and the 'slow dancing' stories deserve nobel prices, NOW!
    Expression of the post modern paradox : "For the love of god, religions are so full of shit"

    Theory is always superseded by Fact...
    ... In theory.

    “I’d hate to die twice. It’s so boring.”
    Richard Feynman's last recorded words

    "Great is the human who has not lost his childlike heart."
    Mencius (Meng-Tse), 4th century BCE

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    Quote Originally Posted by 01011010 View Post
    Carry a large stuffed animal everywhere. Treat it like a live person. Have long conversations with it in public places, like restaurants. You can substitute a doll too.
    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    I think this would be funny if you demanded that they were under the age of twelve and should be allowed to eat off the childrens menu.
    I like this one.
    And paying to leave it in mall day care might be fun too.

    (ENTPs, you guys really freak me out -- you actually do all the crazy things I come up with but would just never actually DO. My ENTP friend here at work has a great quote: "Wait a minute, did I merely think that, or did I actually say it out loud?")
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    “Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft

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    I'm SO going to do the slow dancing btw!
    Expression of the post modern paradox : "For the love of god, religions are so full of shit"

    Theory is always superseded by Fact...
    ... In theory.

    “I’d hate to die twice. It’s so boring.”
    Richard Feynman's last recorded words

    "Great is the human who has not lost his childlike heart."
    Mencius (Meng-Tse), 4th century BCE

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