Well, the surest way you can get your teen-ager to convert to the Jewish faith is to force him to go to all them crazy KKK meetings. . .
Maybe the kids will rebel? Naaaaaaaah. Never happens.
"No ray of sunshine is ever lost, but the green which it awakes into existence needs time to sprout, and it is not always granted to the sower to see the harvest. All work that is worth anything is done in faith." - Albert Schweitzer
If I were the cake decorator I would go ahead and put the name on it, but decorate the cake with cute faces of kids of every race, creed, and religion all holding hands with big happy smiles.
The first man to raise a fist is the man who's run out of ideas. H.G. WELLS
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. FEYNMAN If this is monkey pee, you're on your own.SCULLY