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    perdu fleur par bologne Martoon's Avatar
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    Default Contrive a healthcare industry acronym for "CFI"

    I'm a developer at a studio that produces serious games. We're working on a game to train certified nursing assistants working in a long-term care facility (i.e., nursing home). And no, there's nothing quite as rewarding as writing a collision avoidance pathfinding algorithm for an entity pushing an old person in a wheelchair.

    Anyway, we want to call our fictional facility "CFI Care", but we need to contrive "CFI" as an acronym for something. And I thought, Hey, what better place to collect satirical acronyms than a cesspool of relentlessly cynical INTPs?

    But then my altruistic shadow function kicked in (despite my best attempts to suppress it). I thought, Y'know, that site is already blessed with an abundance of caustic cynicism. I need to spread the joy to those less fortunate (i.e., you sappy lot), and cultivate more of that precious cynicism here.

    Have at it.
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    Conscience from Ilmater
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    Chafing, farts, and insomnia

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    Confinement For Incapacity.

    -- CJW, INTP cynic.

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    Completely for Inclusion

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    Certifiably Freakin' Insane

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    Center for the Incontinent

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    Quote Originally Posted by rhinosaur View Post
    Chafing, farts, and insomnia
    My favorite thus far. Although I might swap "insomnia" for "incontinence".

    [edit]D'oh! I swear I posted that before seeing your last post[/edit]
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    Quote Originally Posted by C.J.Woolf View Post
    Confinement For Incapacity.
    Not bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by C.J.Woolf View Post
    Certifiably Freakin' Insane
    It's not that kind of facility. Oh, wait, you were referring to the staff...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Martoon View Post
    It's not that kind of facility. Oh, wait, you were referring to the staff...
    Or you'd have to be CFI to check yourself or a loved one into it.

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