Dude kissed a drunk girl to make me jealous, so I dumped him (not exactly the same...). Killer fish and magic wolves with poisonous potions were also involved.
...OH! And I was so pissed off about the whole thing that I toppled over this enormous amusement park rotating ride thingy and ran away... that's when I had to out-swim the fish and steal the magic potion to save something or other. It was one of my more bizzare nightmares.
"OMG I FEEEEEEEEEL SO INTENSELY ABOUT EVERYTHING OMG OMG OMG GET ME A XANAX" -Priam (ENFP impersonation)