A couple confessions and guilty pleasures.
I lightly sabotage my successes so that others will stop relying on me for everything and expecting more of me. Mediocre grades etc.
I brush my eyebrows (don't care what people think about them, just want them to have bilateral symmetry)
Don't think I have ever met or seen a woman I didn't imagine naked.
I am told I am a great daddy but I am terrified my children will grow up to be like me.
I cried to the notebook when I watched it with my wife while we were dating. - worst one on the list