1. Are you male or female? WARNING - NOT ENOU-...MAGnolia...anglerfish...
2. How old are you? 20
3. What is your body type? Short
4. Do you consider yourself physically attractive? I lack magnetic properties.
5. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much thought do you put into your appearance? 7. I can't help thinking about how strange humanoids look.
6. Describe your style. I wear clothes.
7. In school, which social group did you hang out with the most? We were plotting to take over the world.
8. Did you have trouble with grades in school? I didn't care about grades.
9. Did you like school? No.
10. Do others see you as outgoing? No.
11. Are you a people person? I only seem to have multiple personalities.
12. Do you tend to think before you speak? We try to.
13. Are you a good listener? We seem to be, but are usually not paying attention.
14. Do you have trouble communicating your thoughts or emotions? Not when I'm actually trying.
15. Are you good at multitasking? Flitting from one subject to another like an ADD bluejay, yes. Doing more than 2 things at once, no.
16. What type of learner are you, e.g., visual, auditory, or hands-on? I can use any of those.
17. Describe your sense of humor. Unintentional. Except when it's only funny to me.
18. Do you wear your emotions on your sleeve? That sounds painful. *time for surgery*
19. Do you procrastinate often? Why else would I fill this out?
20. Are you easily overwhelmed? Don't know.
21. Do you worry about what others think of you? Occasionally.
22. Are you unpredictable? I can predict myself perfectly.
23. Are you able to keep eye contact when talking to someone? I only bother when I'm pissed at them.
24. If you were stranded alone on a deserted island, would you go insane or be in heaven? I'd go insane from the lack of computers.
25. Are you dependable? *laughs maniacally*
26. Do you tend to be dishonest? I honestly do not intend dishonesty.
27. Do you have trouble saying ‘no’ to others when they need something? Yes, but I won't help them anyway. Saying no only prolongs the argument.
28. Do you always need to be doing something? Yes, but it doesn't mean that something is productive.
29. Do you feel the need to be in control? Of myself and my surroundings.
30. Are you too trusting? I'm putting in effort to be trusting.
31. Does disorganization bother you? Once I actually notice it.
32. Do you need alone time? ...27/9?
33. Are you comfortable around attractive people of the opposite sex? They exist?
34. Do you have good hand-eye coordination? Yes. Eye-foot, not so much.
35. Do people think you’re too dramatic? I'm sure some do.
36. Do you prefer routine or change? Neither.
37. Are you an animal person? Not in this life. I like reptiles, though.
38. Do you play an instrument? Not very well.
39. Are you sympathetic towards others? Sometimes.
40. Do you tend to use people? Not intentionally.
41. Are you impatient with others? Sometimes.
42. Are you a perfectionist? Yes.
43. How do you respond to confrontation? Hit the nitro, plow straight through.
44. Is this questionnaire a waste of time? A welcome one.