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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Flak View Post
    LOL I knew an S wrote this survey. NO THANK YOU I'M ABSTRACT
    Yes, because SO many of the questions were about tangibles (like "What did you wear today?" and "What did you have for breakfast?")
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    Yes, because SO many of the questions were about tangibles (like "What did you wear today?" and "What did you have for breakfast?")
    I was right, wasn't I? The point is, and not to be insulting to anyone, there are a great deal of questions, so anyone reading the answers will have a lot to sift through, and how important is each question? If you really want to know something, ask one question, and let the recipient figure out their own answer.

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    it gives a person something to do while on the phone, so the survey is not without merits!
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    1. Are you male or female?
    M

    2. How old are you?
    25

    3. What is your body type?
    Average, though out of shape.

    4. Do you consider yourself physically attractive?
    Moderately

    5. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much thought do you put into your appearance?
    5

    6. Describe your style.
    Communication would be reserved, though I typically dress semi-casual when I'm not running through the bushes.

    7. In school, which social group did you hang out with the most?
    Nerds, punks

    8. Did you have trouble with grades in school?
    Only when I got bored.

    9. Did you like school?
    It was the lesser of two evils.

    10. Do others see you as outgoing?


    11. Are you a people person?
    I'd like to think I am, but realistically I'm slightly above ass hole.

    12. Do you tend to think before you speak?
    More than I should sometimes.

    13. Are you a good listener?
    I try not to be, but some people manage to locate my weakness.

    14. Do you have trouble communicating your thoughts or emotions?
    Less than I think, but the person has to actually want to hear otherwise I'm just wasting time and breath.

    15. Are you good at multitasking?
    Marginally.

    16. What type of learner are you, e.g., visual, auditory, or hands-on?
    Depends on the subject for which I probably could handle one or a combination of a few styles.

    17. Describe your sense of humor.
    Dark, morbid.

    18. Do you wear your emotions on your sleeve?
    Depends on the company and how intensely I'm feeling at the time.

    19. Do you procrastinate often?
    Too often...

    20. Are you easily overwhelmed?
    Only when I'm expected to pay full attention to it all.

    21. Do you worry about what others think of you?
    More than I should.

    22. Are you unpredictable?
    I try not to be; has something to do with 21.

    23. Are you able to keep eye contact when talking to someone?
    I try to, but I can't do it in long shots unless I focus.

    24. If you were stranded alone on a deserted island, would you go insane or be in heaven?
    Insane for the first few weeks then heaven as I wouldn't have to worry about anyone else picking at my shit.

    25. Are you dependable?
    Apparently my boss thinks so...

    26. Do you tend to be dishonest?
    Tend to, no; but I've had my times where survival required it.

    27. Do you have trouble saying no to others when they need something?
    I've been getting better at this, actually.

    28. Do you always need to be doing something?
    Not really. Actually, if I were I'd burn out.

    29. Do you feel the need to be in control?
    Yeah, but I try to associate it with the environmental paranoia I picked up while growing up.

    30. Are you too trusting?
    When someone manages a weak point. I'm otherwise slow to trust most people.

    31. Does disorganization bother you?
    Only if it's screwing me over.

    32. Do you need alone time?
    With out it I burn out and start causing problems.

    33. Are you comfortable around attractive people of the opposite sex?
    No, and it sucks.

    34. Do you have good hand-eye coordination?
    Not really, only marginal.

    35. Do people think youre too dramatic?
    When I blow.

    36. Do you prefer routine or change?
    A routine that changes on a monthly basis.

    37. Are you an animal person?
    =^.^= murr...

    38. Do you play an instrument?
    I did, but I'm lacking in practice.

    39. Are you sympathetic towards others?
    Yes, though I seem to manage rationalizing a way not to be.

    40. Do you tend to use people?
    People use me, it's only fair.

    41. Are you impatient with others?
    More than I'd like.

    42. Are you a perfectionist?
    More than I'd like.

    43. How do you respond to confrontation?
    Depends on how stupid the situation is.

    44. Is this questionnaire a waste of time?
    It can be, but I had time to waste.
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    1. Are you male or female? Dude
    2. How old are you? Eighteen
    3. What is your body type? Tall and skinny
    4. Do you consider yourself physically attractive? I would go gay for me
    5. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much thought do you put into your appearance? 4 or 5
    6. Describe your style. It's silly.
    7. In school, which social group did you hang out with the most? Geeks
    8. Did you have trouble with grades in school? Totally. I bombed after my junior year
    9. Did you like school? No
    10. Do others see you as outgoing? Totally
    11. Are you a people person?Totally
    12. Do you tend to think before you speak? Depends on circumstance
    13. Are you a good listener? Yeah.
    14. Do you have trouble communicating your thoughts or emotions? Communicating thoughts no, I don't communicate my emotions as I'm not a sissy girl
    15. Are you good at multitasking? Nah
    16. What type of learner are you, e.g., visual, auditory, or hands-on?Hands on
    17. Describe your sense of humor.Good 'n' proper
    18. Do you wear your emotions on your sleeve? Nope. I don't wear them. I deny their existence
    19. Do you procrastinate often? I'll answer this question later (HAHAHAHAHAHHAAA)
    20. Are you easily overwhelmed?No
    21. Do you worry about what others think of you?A bit
    22. Are you unpredictable?Only if you're not me
    23. Are you able to keep eye contact when talking to someone? Yeah if they're interesting
    24. If you were stranded alone on a deserted island, would you go insane or be in heaven?I'd cry. :c
    25. Are you dependable?Very
    26. Do you tend to be dishonest?Never
    27. Do you have trouble saying no to others when they need something?Dunno
    28. Do you always need to be doing something?I'm usually bored
    29. Do you feel the need to be in control?I am in control
    30. Are you too trusting? Meh
    31. Does disorganization bother you? Sometimes
    32. Do you need alone time?Not really
    33. Are you comfortable around attractive people of the opposite sex? Always
    34. Do you have good hand-eye coordination? I type at about 90 words per minute
    35. Do people think youre too dramatic? DRAMA!!! no
    36. Do you prefer routine or change? Change
    37. Are you an animal person?I hate animals
    38. Do you play an instrument? Not anymore
    39. Are you sympathetic towards others? Too sympathetic
    40. Do you tend to use people? Nope, never, well, unless I want to get laid
    41. Are you impatient with others? A bit, but only if they're whiney
    42. Are you a perfectionist? Not in your dreams
    43. How do you respond to confrontation?I go "bawwww" and walk away
    44. Is this questionnaire a waste of time?I have time to waste.

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    44. Is this questionnaire a waste of time?
    Sure, but it means I can procrastinate so bring it on!

    1. Are you male or female?
    Chick.

    2. How old are you?
    28 but don't like to act it.

    3. What is your body type?
    I'd say curvy but fit.

    4. Do you consider yourself physically attractive?
    *shrug* not something I really think about.

    5. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much thought do you put into your appearance?
    Varies between 1-10 depending on the occasion, I can be a dag, I can be glamorous, somewhere in the middle is most comfortable.

    6. Describe your style.
    I'd live in jeans and singlets if I could.

    7. In school, which social group did you hang out with the most?
    I had several groups I hung with, the hockey players, the outcasts and the stoners. I hung but didn't really assimilate.

    8. Did you have trouble with grades in school?
    I never studied but did ok.

    9. Did you like school?
    Nope.

    10. Do others see you as outgoing?
    I have a lot of introverted friends, they'd prolly consider me quite social and outgoing but it's all relative.

    11. Are you a people person?
    I love people but sometimes I just wish theyd stfu.

    12. Do you tend to think before you speak?
    I tend to think rather than speak.

    13. Are you a good listener?
    Yup, in a one-on-one situations, in group situations I tend to zone out a lot.

    14. Do you have trouble communicating your thoughts or emotions?
    No trouble, I just don't.

    15. Are you good at multitasking?
    Yup, the more I have to do the more productive I am.

    16. What type of learner are you, e.g., visual, auditory, or hands-on?
    Visual.

    17. Describe your sense of humour.
    Sarcastic but not harsh.

    18. Do you wear your emotions on your sleeve?
    Hell no.

    19. Do you procrastinate often?
    Hell yeah.

    20. Are you easily overwhelmed?
    Nope.

    21. Do you worry about what others think of you?
    I don't really give a shit what anyone thinks unless they are one of the few people I've let get close, something nasty from one of them can crush me.

    22. Are you unpredictable?
    Unpredictable, dunno? I'm pretty spontaneous though.

    23. Are you able to keep eye contact when talking to someone?
    Sure.

    24. If you were stranded alone on a deserted island, would you go insane or be in heaven?
    As much as I like people methinks I'd be rather comfortable.

    25. Are you dependable?
    Yup.

    26. Do you tend to be dishonest?
    No.

    27. Do you have trouble saying no to others when they need something?
    No.

    28. Do you always need to be doing something?
    I always am, in my head.

    29. Do you feel the need to be in control?
    I feel the need to be in control of myself 99% of the time.

    30. Are you too trusting?
    Too much.

    31. Does disorganization bother you?
    Yes but when procrastination and organisation go head-to-head the former usually wins.

    32. Do you need alone time?
    Yup.

    33. Are you comfortable around attractive people of the opposite sex?
    Sure, the only time I'm uncomfortable is if I has a crush

    34. Do you have good hand-eye coordination?
    Sure.

    35. Do people think youre too dramatic?
    Hell no!

    36. Do you prefer routine or change?
    Change, by a long shot, I can't do routine for long it drives me crazy.

    37. Are you an animal person?
    Big time.

    38. Do you play an instrument?
    Yup, grew up with piano, violin and cello than discovered bass guitar and fell in love.

    39. Are you sympathetic towards others?
    I have empathy towards others until they indicate they are unwilling to help themselves, than I walk away.

    40. Do you tend to use people?
    I manipulate but I only use my powers for good

    41. Are you impatient with others?
    I can become intolerant when under excessive stress and patience is the first thing to go, all it takes is someone whinging about something insignificant to make me :steam: on the inside, I don't show it though.

    42. Are you a perfectionist?
    I have two approaches, half-assed and spot-on.

    43. How do you respond to confrontation?
    I don't avoid but I don't engage. Basically I'm not interested in meeting anyone head on in a confrontational situation, meeting aggression with more aggression rarely gets the right results, I'd prefer to coolly manipulate the situation to suit my needs.

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    1. Are you male or female?
    Female

    2. How old are you?
    18

    3. What is your body type?
    Uh... slim?

    4. Do you consider yourself physically attractive?
    Sometimes.

    5. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much thought do you put into your appearance?
    7, but this thought doesnt have 100% efficiency when converted into effort. That probably scores about a 4-5.

    6. Describe your style.
    Er... comfortable, laidback, very casual.

    7. In school, which social group did you hang out with the most?
    The group that was a mix of people, some more socially acceptable than others.

    8. Did you have trouble with grades in school?
    No. Well, with one teacher. He was a jerk.

    9. Did you like school?
    Yes and no.

    10. Do others see you as outgoing?
    Some people see me as outgoing. The ones that are more introverted than I am. Generally the ones who have known me for less time than others.

    11. Are you a people person?
    Only if I get to pick the people.

    12. Do you tend to think before you speak?
    Yes. I often organise what Im going to say beforehand, without even really consciously deciding to. I just always do.

    13. Are you a good listener?
    Depends on the subject. Im terrible with mindless work/co-worker/daily task chatter that some people spend most of their time talking about.

    14. Do you have trouble communicating your thoughts or emotions?
    Depends on who Im speaking with.

    15. Are you good at multitasking?
    Yes. Im perpetually multitasking.

    16. What type of learner are you, e.g., visual, auditory, or hands-on?
    Hands-on, although visual is fine for easier things.

    17. Describe your sense of humor.
    Uh... generally dry/sarcastic/ironic infused with a dash of weird/dark. Basically anything but slapstick.

    18. Do you wear your emotions on your sleeve?
    No. But I must wear fake emotions on my sleeve because my F relatives and friends are constantly misinterpreting my mood and asking why Im so angry/grumpy/sad.

    19. Do you procrastinate often?
    brb

    20. Are you easily overwhelmed?
    No.

    21. Do you worry about what others think of you?
    Only people I respect.

    22. Are you unpredictable?
    In some ways. Im predictable in a very general sense in that people who know me can probably guess what sort of direction Im heading in, but the specific end location is unknown to them. And other times Im completely predictable.

    23. Are you able to keep eye contact when talking to someone?
    Yes. But I think this is more of a cultural thing. Sometimes when Im in deep thought while conversing with someone my eyes drift off somewhere static so I can concentrate more on my thoughts, I guess.

    24. If you were stranded alone on a deserted island, would you go insane or be in heaven?
    In a purely hypothetical sense, somewhere in between.

    25. Are you dependable?
    Generally. Also depends what youre depending on me for.

    26. Do you tend to be dishonest?
    No. I may be dishonest if I think it is overly harmful to be completely honest. And I tend to try an omit the whole truth rather than lie outright if I feel it necessary.

    27. Do you have trouble saying no to others when they need something?
    No, If I dont feel justified to do what theyre asking.

    28. Do you always need to be doing something?
    Yes. It doesnt always have to be completely active, but yes.

    29. Do you feel the need to be in control?
    Only if I feel that someone else being in control is going screw me over.

    30. Are you too trusting?
    No.

    31. Does disorganization bother you?
    Only if Im being seriously affected.

    32. Do you need alone time?
    Yes.

    33. Are you comfortable around attractive people of the opposite sex?
    Yes. Unless I feel like they think Im trying to hit on them when Im not...

    34. Do you have good hand-eye coordination?
    Yes.

    35. Do people think youre too dramatic?
    Only for humour.

    36. Do you prefer routine or change?
    A mix of the two. I dont want colossal change or coma-inducing routine.

    37. Are you an animal person?
    Yes. I often have more sympathy for animals than I do humans.

    38. Do you play an instrument?
    No. I used to. It was required for school.

    39. Are you sympathetic towards others?
    In a completely detached way, I can be. But not always.

    40. Do you tend to use people?
    I dont think so.

    41. Are you impatient with others?
    Yes.

    42. Are you a perfectionist?
    Depends on the task at hand.

    43. How do you respond to confrontation?
    Assertively/aggressively. I tend to avoid people Im likely to be confronted by, if possible. Just because it makes my life easier, not save my, or their, feelings.

    44. Is this questionnaire a waste of time?
    Depends what youre going to do with it. It has the potential to be interesting if enough people answer. My gut tells me yes though.

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    1. Are you male or female?

    Female.

    2. How old are you?

    26.

    3. What is your body type?

    Um, petite, and healthy, I guess.

    4. Do you consider yourself physically attractive?

    Yes.

    5. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much thought do you put into your appearance?

    0, on most days, and 6 whenever I am in a scenario where I care to be physically attractive to the opposite sex.

    6. Describe your style.

    Eclectic.

    7. In school, which social group did you hang out with the most?

    None and all, always was a wanderer.

    8. Did you have trouble with grades in school?

    Nope, whenever I wanted good grades, I got them, I am not much of a grade monger so, my grades were/are all over the place.

    9. Did you like school?

    Yes, I loved school, for the most part.

    10. Do others see you as outgoing?

    Yes.

    11. Are you a people person?

    Yes.

    12. Do you tend to think before you speak?

    Totally depends, I often don't need to because I think at about the same rate/pace that I speak, but when dealing with a sensitive or complex issue, I definitely think before I speak.

    13. Are you a good listener?

    Definitely.

    14. Do you have trouble communicating your thoughts or emotions?

    Rarely.

    15. Are you good at multitasking?

    I suck at multitasking.

    16. What type of learner are you, e.g., visual, auditory, or hands-on?

    Visual.

    17. Describe your sense of humor.

    Hmm, interestingly enough, I don't think I could.

    18. Do you wear your emotions on your sleeve?

    Yeah, though as I have gotten older I have gotten better at concealing the more negative ones.

    19. Do you procrastinate often?

    No, I procrastinate *always*

    20. Are you easily overwhelmed?

    Perhaps. I am easily overwhelmed in certain situations.

    21. Do you worry about what others think of you?

    Not particularly.

    22. Are you unpredictable?

    To others, perhaps, to myself, not in the least.

    23. Are you able to keep eye contact when talking to someone?

    Absolutely.

    24. If you were stranded alone on a deserted island, would you go insane or be in heaven?

    I would probably go insane.

    25. Are you dependable?

    No, not particularly, I am working on this, though.

    26. Do you tend to be dishonest?

    No, but I withhold a lot of information, sometimes.

    27. Do you have trouble saying no to others when they need something?

    Yes.

    28. Do you always need to be doing something?

    "Doing something"? I do not understand the question, how can one do nothing?

    29. Do you feel the need to be in control?

    Of myself? Yes.

    30. Are you too trusting?

    Hmm, I do not think so.

    31. Does disorganization bother you?

    No.

    32. Do you need alone time?

    Yes, very much so.

    33. Are you comfortable around attractive people of the opposite sex?

    Lol, yeah, why wouldn't I be?

    34. Do you have good hand-eye coordination?

    Yes.

    35. Do people think youre too dramatic?

    No, though I can be a bit too intense.

    36. Do you prefer routine or change?

    Positive and exciting change is always desired.

    37. Are you an animal person?

    Yes.

    38. Do you play an instrument?

    No, though I used to play the piano and very briefly played the violin, I dance, and I consider this a form of instrument playing.

    39. Are you sympathetic towards others?

    I am more inclined to feel empathetic towards people than sympathetic.

    40. Do you tend to use people?

    Ugh, absolutely not!!!

    41. Are you impatient with others?

    In general, no, but like, ad infinitum repeated offenders will wear my patience thin.

    42. Are you a perfectionist?

    With many things, unfortunately, yes.

    43. How do you respond to confrontation?

    Well.

    44. Is this questionnaire a waste of time?

    No.
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    1. Are you male or female?
    male

    2. How old are you?
    20

    3. What is your body type?
    ectomorph, 5'8'', 140lbs 5.3% body fat

    4. Do you consider yourself physically attractive?
    ehh

    5. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much thought do you put into your appearance?
    6-7

    6. Describe your style.
    style of what? cmon your talking about an ENFP, its gonna take a paragraph

    7. In school, which social group did you hang out with the most?
    everyone

    8. Did you have trouble with grades in school?
    No

    9. Did you like school?
    k-12 no
    college yes

    10. Do others see you as outgoing?
    yes

    11. Are you a people person?
    defintely

    12. Do you tend to think before you speak?
    sometimes

    13. Are you a good listener?
    very

    14. Do you have trouble communicating your thoughts or emotions?
    not even a little

    15. Are you good at multitasking?
    phenominal

    16. What type of learner are you, e.g., visual, auditory, or hands-on?
    hands-on

    17. Describe your sense of humor.
    not direct, lots of word play, mimic a lot of stuff

    18. Do you wear your emotions on your sleeve?
    no

    19. Do you procrastinate often?
    ya i tend to procra...
    ehh ill finish later

    20. Are you easily overwhelmed?
    No

    21. Do you worry about what others think of you?
    sometimes

    22. Are you unpredictable?
    yes

    23. Are you able to keep eye contact when talking to someone?
    yes very much

    24. If you were stranded alone on a deserted island, would you go insane or be in heaven?
    i would hang myself with a vine

    25. Are you dependable?
    yes

    26. Do you tend to be dishonest?
    nope, i tend to be blunt but in a "diplomatic" sense

    27. Do you have trouble saying no to others when they need something?
    nope

    28. Do you always need to be doing something?
    ehh im pretty chill most of the time

    29. Do you feel the need to be in control?
    nope, well it depends

    30. Are you too trusting?
    i realistically trusting. im half decent at seeing peoples motives so i kinda go off of that.

    31. Does disorganization bother you?
    dont care a bit

    32. Do you need alone time?
    yes

    33. Are you comfortable around attractive people of the opposite sex?
    sometimes

    34. Do you have good hand-eye coordination?
    un-naturally good

    35. Do people think youre too dramatic?
    no

    36. Do you prefer routine or change?
    a routine that changes

    37. Are you an animal person?
    i have a connection with animals that i dont even have with people

    38. Do you play an instrument?
    when i have time

    39. Are you sympathetic towards others?
    extremely

    40. Do you tend to use people?
    unless it benefits them... no

    41. Are you impatient with others?
    if they say something that is obviously incorrect and keep pushing it yes.

    42. Are you a perfectionist?
    yes

    43. How do you respond to confrontation?
    depends on the person. some people im as direct as possible. some people its just not

    44. Is this questionnaire a waste of time?
    its ok. if it was a waste of time i would have stopped at the procrastination question and stopped.
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    Are you male or female?

    Not applicable -- abstract representation of mortality. See: Grim Reaper


    How old are you?

    I'm more interested in your age...


    What is your body type?

    Hardened calcium phosphate warm with the spiritual kool-aid of those awakened by my touch.


    Describe your style.

    Career-focused. Watchful. Well-traveled.

    Love meeting new people.


    In school, which social group did you hang out with the most?

    I try to keep an open-mind about who I socialize with.

    Last Friday, I hitchhiked with a carload of headbangers keen on Pantera and PCPs. Week before, I was at a pub crawl in Boston.

    I'm the life of the party.


    Did you like school?

    No...

    I do my best to avoid it.


    Are you a people person?

    You should hope not.


    Do you tend to think before you speak?

    I whistle while I work.


    Do you have trouble communicating your thoughts or emotions?

    It's rare that my intentions are confused.


    Are you good at multitasking?

    Like Santa on Christmas Eve.


    Describe your sense of humor.

    Underappreciated.

    ...Why do you think good people die?


    Do you wear your emotions on your sleeve?

    I'm a god.

    I can rubberband emotions anywhere I damn well please.


    Do you procrastinate often?

    Depends if I like you...


    Are you easily overwhelmed?

    No. Just easily entertained.


    Do you worry about what others think of you?

    ...

    The unified screams of a trillion trillion are but a passing breeze in the endless hurricane of my workspace...

    So, yes. I want you to like me.


    Are you unpredictable?

    Only to the honest.

    Psychics fool the stupid. I make my own schedule.


    Are you able to keep eye contact when talking to someone?

    Well...the eyes are the windows the soul, right?

    So, yes. It is something of an occupational prerequisite that I have good eyesight.


    If you were stranded alone on a deserted island, would you go insane or be in heaven?

    You aren't alone while in heaven.

    Hell is where I strand you.


    Do you tend to be dishonest?

    Honesty is for the fearless. Dishonesty for the callow.

    Philosophy doesn't change fate.


    Do you have trouble saying no to others when they need something?

    No.

    In fact, most scramble to bargain with me.


    Do you always need to be doing something?

    There's always something that needs doing.


    Do you feel the need to be in control?

    Your control is relative.

    Mine is absolute.


    Are you too trusting?

    Trust is what some betray in order to find me.


    Do you need alone time?

    I have a few people in my pocket at all times...


    Do you have good hand-eye coordination?

    Let's hope so.

    You don't want me returning to the scene to finish what I'd overlooked...


    Do people think youre too dramatic?

    Edgar Allen Poe believed I was. So did Voltaire.

    I gave them Syphilis. Each died stinking of insanity and piss.

    ...Do you believe I am dramatic...?


    Are you an animal person?

    No.

    Jesus has that bag.


    Are you sympathetic towards others?

    Of course.

    Without mercy, one is not qualified to judge.


    Do you tend to use people?

    Only as bargaining chips. See: Old Testament Job.

    My current wager is Bill O'Reilly. I'm gonna make that fucker dance.


    Are you impatient with others?

    I have all the time in the world.


    How do you respond to confrontation?

    I offer a hearty handshake...


    Is this questionnaire a waste of time?

    Nah. I just killed some time for you.

    Get it?

    See you soon.

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