1. Are you male or female? I've got testicles.
2. How old are you? 27
3. What is your body type? Skinny
4. Do you consider yourself physically attractive? not anymore
5. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much thought do you put into your appearance? 5
6. Describe your style. Style of what? My clothing style is generally neat and clean, but subdued.
7. In school, which social group did you hang out with the most? The headbanger freaks who were also potheads.
8. Did you have trouble with grades in school? I take the intelligent P type approach to school. Rely on brain power to result in doing as little work as possible
9. Did you like school? it was okay
10. Do others see you as outgoing? never
11. Are you a people person? no
12. Do you tend to think before you speak? yes
13. Are you a good listener? I've got all the traits except J, which means my mind wanders while I'm supposed to be listening. Usually, people don't realize it, so I still get credit for listening anyway.
14. Do you have trouble communicating your thoughts or emotions? yes, I guess
15. Are you good at multitasking? no
16. What type of learner are you, e.g., visual, auditory, or hands-on? auditory
17. Describe your sense of humor. a little bit of cheese
18. Do you wear your emotions on your sleeve? no
19. Do you procrastinate often? Time for another tired procrastination joke... I'll finish this question later. You didn't laugh, did you? Didn't think you would.
20. Are you easily overwhelmed? no
21. Do you worry about what others think of you? a little bit
22. Are you unpredictable? somewhat
23. Are you able to keep eye contact when talking to someone? not much
24. If you were stranded alone on a deserted island, would you go insane or be in heaven? go insane... unless this deserted island had an internet connection
25. Are you dependable? yes, except in the morning
26. Do you tend to be dishonest? no
27. Do you have trouble saying ‘no’ to others when they need something? yes
28. Do you always need to be doing something? no
29. Do you feel the need to be in control? no
30. Are you too trusting? yes
31. Does disorganization bother you? yes, it's my one J trait even though I'm a P
32. Do you need alone time? yes
33. Are you comfortable around attractive people of the opposite sex? yes
34. Do you have good hand-eye coordination? yes
35. Do people think you’re too dramatic? no
36. Do you prefer routine or change? change
37. Are you an animal person? nope, I'm 100% human
38. Do you play an instrument? I play guitar and bass. Judging by last night, I still have some drumming skills. I kinda, sorta know my way around a keyboard too.
39. Are you sympathetic towards others? yes
40. Do you tend to use people? no
41. Are you impatient with others? no
42. Are you a perfectionist? yes
43. How do you respond to confrontation? avoid it or be logical
44. Is this questionnaire a waste of time? yes