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    Default Stupid reasons for being kicked out of a nightclub

    Guess what I got kicked out of the club the other night for

    wearing shorts! not stubbys or daggy shorts either... NICE shorts...

    Never in my life have I been kicked out for such a dumb reason !

    My friend was standing in line waiting for a drink... she had a blank expression on her face but that was about it... also kicked out! for being too drunk!

    they wouldn't even let us stand under their cover! told us to F off into the rain!

    apparently it was their last night so maybe they were all just annoyed they were losing their jobs or something

    yeah girls can wear these tiny mini skirts but we cant wear long nice shorts

    they had a dress code sign up that had "dress shorts" included on the list

    anyway whats the STUPIDEST reason you've been kicked out of a nightclub or bar?

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    Wearing a solid-color shirt with no designs or patterns on it. So I was kicked out for wearing a plain, boring shirt, I guess.
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    For peeing on the side of the bar outside. This was in Albany, NY just so you know... so it's normally accepted behavior.

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    Because someone in my group was a known trouble-maker and really drunk. Right after we paid!
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    I've never been kicked out of a nightclub or bar.
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    Only been kicked out once, and I was carried out, the country-ass bouncers jumped me. I think I was hitting on the wrong girl, and I wouldn't take shit from those cowboy motherfuckers when they tried to give it to me.

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    I have never been to a night club and I don't think I ever will. Not into the whole idea of thumping bass, over-powering smell of cologne/perfume, drunks, and a total atmosphere of primal instinct of going out in hopes of spreading your seed.
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    For brandishing openly/erratically discharging a .357 Magnum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Night View Post
    For brandishing openly/erratically discharging a .357 Magnum.
    Im sure it was erratic...lol ...i mean bad night
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hexis View Post
    Im sure it was erratic...lol ...i mean bad night
    I know.

    Just using it as a storytelling prop.

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