On a more serious note, I have found avenues for intelligent discussion on the web that are far more scarce in the real world. But in the same way that internet porn lacks depth, internet forums and chatting programs lack the physical interaction that I want. It's a package deal with me. Physically hanging with the buds while discussing something interesting or chatting with my favorite lady after getting physical. It's just not nearly the same on the internet. We aren't digital beings.