Right!! No makeup for special occasions?! I'd dress in a suit and be snazzy! The MOST I'd have to worry about is a bit of facial shaving, and a spiffy haircut. Plus I could make "suck it!" jokes and they'd make sense XD
and a lot less effort to put into hair styling, and more comfortable shoes and never receiving a short pour from the wine waiter while he gives the guy about a glass and a half!
Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom? -Terry Pratchett
I've spent my entire life trying to manage pain. For years, I had period cramps so vicious I wanted to literally kill myself. For three days, I couldn't move, eat, or sleep without pain that would make me nearly black-out. My mother had to sleep on my bedroom floor once just to keep an eye on me. PMS jokes from men make me angry because I know what women involuntarily go through.
When I became a vegan, HUGE plunge in pain levels. I can't eat meat or fried/fatty foods anymore, but I'd rather be alive.
Ugh. I have cramps regularly, but not bad enough that I'd become vegan to get rid of them. :P I like my meat.
Hm, it's ok being female I guess. I'm not like, excited about it. Being male wouldn't be particularly interesting either, I don't think. Maybe there'd be extra parts to clean in the shower, but that would probably be it. Oh, and not having periods. That would be nice.
When people buy me a drink I remember it and buy them a drink either later on that night, or at a later date. I'm very egalitarian, and people think that I'm strange. So I presume there would be no difference... or maybe people would think that I'm hitting on them if I was male. Which, so not true.
Kay uhm...first of all, being a Girl is quite nice. But so would being a Guy be. I guess I am pretty neutral to this.
Sooo, here some Things I have experienced.
~ Sometimes you have Days, where you are very hungry and you will eat a LOT
~ "Strawberry Week" can freaking suck and ground you to the House (if you want or not) with pulsing Headache, really ugly Back-Pain, heavy Dizziness, Sickness, swollen Legs and a bloated Feeling
~ Boobs can cause you REALLY BAD Pain in your Back. So bad you can't even stand somewhere for 5 freaking Minutes to clean Something
Others and you
~ You are not allowed to do natural Things like burp, otherwise People will think you are very lowest Level; so you have to do it in Secret or risk stupid Looks
~ You always have to look beautiful, even after waking up. People seem to expect that
~ You will always get underestimated, just because you are a Girl and also People don't take you serious if you tell them that you will get angry
~ If you DO get angry, People will label you "bitchy" and "moody"
~ People will NOT take a "No!" for serious, especially when it comes to Things like grabing Boobs / Ass, Sex or Anything else
~ People will always think, they know better how you are and what you need
~ People except you to do Girl-Stuff only, if you don't you are labeled a "Tomboy" or "Lesbian"
~ People will CONSTANTLY judge your Appearance and stare at your Boobs, no matter what you wear
~ Guys will always think you are a Bitch and easy to get and if you make them go away they will think you are narrow-minded and frigid; BUT if you let them do their Games they will think you are a Slut
~ People will think you are only good at House-Cleaning and Cooking
~ When in Chatrooms, People will CONSTANTLY mail you and ask for Pictures / Sex
~ People will always touch your Boobs, Genitals or Ass, because they think you can't do Anything about it (physical Weakness)
~ People think that you shouldn't think or speak, just be quiet and do Nothing (cept for Cooking of Course)
~ There is still People who thinks Guys value more than Girls
The "good" Stuff
+ You have a REALLY good 6th Sense
+ You can use your Clothes and Movements to get Stuff cheaper or for free
+ When you don't feel like doing Things (Sports, Party, w/e), you can always say "I have my Strawberry Week"
+ Sex feels great
+ You can have long Hair and it is okay
+ You can wear Tons of Necklaces and Stuff like that, without Anyone saying Anything against it
+ You can collect Things and People will say it is cute
Rule #1: Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole.