You know what totally amazes me? When you're out somewhere and a couple gets up to dance together, and they dance like the spazziest spazzes in the whole world. Together. Like Elaine on Seinfeld x 1,000. I always wonder if they think they look cool, or if they know that they're spazzing, or if one thinks they're cool, but their partner can't dance at all, or what? It's just an interesting phenomenon to observe.