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    Default The Dating Persona Test

    lol. Do it.
    OkCupid.com: The Dating Persona Test - Online Dating Test


    The Slow Dancer
    Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
    The Slow Dancer

    Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer

    Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

    While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

    Always avoid: The Battleaxe (DBLM)

    Consider: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), The Sonnet (DGLD)

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    Haha, I was wondering when finally someone comes up with it, cause you were already posting tests from okcupid



    The Bachelor
    Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM)
    Straight-up. Studly. Congratulations, you are The Bachelor.

    You're an honest, good-thinking guy, and though you're very sexually active, people don't perceive you as a male-slut or man-whore or guy-dick-putter-inner or whatever. You have a sterling reputation.

    You're a careful person, perhaps too much so for your friends' tastes, but girls like that in you. You probably don't kiss & tell. And you definitely don't brag. You know you don't have to prove anything to anyone. It's as if you believe in monogamy, so long as it's with lots of different people.

    Our guess is that you've got some kind of word-of-mouth going with the girls out there, and that in the future, your sex partners will get even more plentiful, and more attractive, too.

    You will settle down eventually, and make an excellent husband. You seem like the type who is into the idea of making copies of yourself, so you'll probably have kids. Bear in mind, meanwhile, this can get expensive.

    ALTERNATE ENDING: You will die broke and alone. Vermin will feast on your ragged body for five days before the groundskeeper notices. The thing is, when somebody dies in a public restroom, the natural odor of his decomposing flesh is often masked by the feces smell.

    Your exact male opposite:
    The Manchild

    Random Brutal Love Dreamer

    Always avoid: The Wild Rose (RBLD)

    Consider: The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM), The Intern (DGSD)
    [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEBvftJUwDw&t=0s[/URL]

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    I think this is the first okcupid test I've posted. At least recently.

    lol @ this excerpt from your results:
    It's as if you believe in monogamy, so long as it's with lots of different people.

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    Haha, yeah that's funny, do not understand what it means though.

    I am sorry, didnt meant "you", in english there is no plural . I meant the people of this forum did already post okcupid tests and I was wondering for a long time, what their scores would be in the main okcupid test
    [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEBvftJUwDw&t=0s[/URL]

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    Ohh, gotcha.

    I think that sentence means you treat your sexual partner like they're the last thing on earth, and that you want it to be intense and have it count... Until it's time for the next sexual partner the following weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beat View Post
    ditto. (The Slow Dancer)
    intp | type 9w1 sp/sx/so

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beat View Post
    Ohh, gotcha.

    I think that sentence means you treat your sexual partner like they're the last thing on earth, and that you want it to be intense and have it count... Until it's time for the next sexual partner the following weekend.
    that was a challenge .

    I understood it more to be like you said: "you treat your sexual partner like they're the last thing on earth, and that you want it to be intense " but if it does not work out, you have no problems in forgetting
    [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEBvftJUwDw&t=0s[/URL]

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    Your results are in! , you are...

    The Maid of Honor
    Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)
    The Maid of Honor

    Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

    Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.

    We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

    Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You're just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.

    Always avoid: The False Messiah (DBLM), The 5-Night Stand (DBSM), The Vapor Trail (RBLM), The Bachelor (DGSM)

    Consider: The Gentleman (DGLM), someone just like you.

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    The Manchild.

    Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)

    Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.

    Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.

    But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.

    It's up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you've heard our advice. If you stay ...

    ALWAYS AVOID: The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM)

    CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure (RBLM)

    Woo! I'm getting turned down by entire websites now!
    I know a girl, she's one of a kind
    But the poor little thing, she's going out of her mind
    There's something you forgot - there's a reason why she's lost
    Cos baby she don't want to be found

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    The Poolboy
    Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSD)




    Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

    A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

    You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.

    If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.
    Haha!

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