Okay, look. You're gonna get that British husband you've always wanted but he's gonna turn out to be a complete douche nozzle in the end (No, it's not Ali or Paul, they're still good peoples). It's gonna hurt, I won't lie. Here's the good part though, you're gonna meet an American guy (Yes! An AMERICAN GUY, no shit!) who's gonna knock your socks off, restore your faith in the male species, and restore your faith in humanity at large.
Also, he's going to show you what really good sex actually feels like.
So just go with it.
--32 year old you in 2010.