Well. Iím board. Letís list sci-fi story ideas!
Mine: (After getting very drunk one night, a man is persuaded by his friends to go and get a tattoo. Asking for the most ďbad assĒ tattoo choice available, he ends up getting a full body tattoo of green snake scales.) The next morning, he finds that he really regrets what he did so he starts driving to that same tattoo parlor to ask if he can get it removed. On his way there, he suddenly finds himself thrust back in time to the Stone Age. His car goes back too. He becomes historyís first documented extraterrestrial.
Well. This would only be the first 2 chapters, but there you go.