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    Default make up sci-fi story ideas!

    Well. Iím board. Letís list sci-fi story ideas!

    Mine: (After getting very drunk one night, a man is persuaded by his friends to go and get a tattoo. Asking for the most ďbad assĒ tattoo choice available, he ends up getting a full body tattoo of green snake scales.) The next morning, he finds that he really regrets what he did so he starts driving to that same tattoo parlor to ask if he can get it removed. On his way there, he suddenly finds himself thrust back in time to the Stone Age. His car goes back too. He becomes historyís first documented extraterrestrial.

    Well. This would only be the first 2 chapters, but there you go.
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    Billions of years into the future, long after the human race went extinct, a new civilised species walks the planet. Descended from bird ancestors, taking refuge on the ground once more, while no predator existed on the lands.

    Physically, they have grown solid limbs on the tips of their wings, whilest their wings themselves kept shringng and shriking.

    They face a new threat. Their archeological findings and findings of the beings they call "The First Walkers". Have sparked off an enormous industrial revolution. The two polar caps are rapidly melting, while the bird people are oblivious to what is happening. Indulging in their quality lives, enjoying the comfort of all things mechanical.

    The sea levels and CO2 levels have risen beyond the point of return, and there is no where else to turn but to the skies.

    But alas, as they desperatly flap their wings to keep their feet dry, they realize. They can no longer take to the skies.

    As the water rises, the birds flap and flap, and flap some more. But slowly all sink into the dark deep blue abyss.



    Moral of the story. Don't ever give up the ability to take flight. Keep your options open!
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    hahaha. Wow you have quite the storytelling ability fluffywolf, I like it, and I like that you added a moral to it that I totally wasn't even thinking of.
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    Ok...
    So...
    People's lives have been completely taken over by machines. Humans have become superfluous and look it. They don't know how to write anymore. They just talk to computers. They have scales that they must get on every day. The scales tell them how much they weigh and exactly how fat they are. The scales are prima donnas who complain that they are tired of having to carry that heavy load. People step into the showers fully dressed, and their clothes and their bodies are cleaned at the same time. Cleaning robots mop and sweep their houses. The humans travel in small, self-steering vehicles so that they can use all of their electronic devices and never have to worry about crashing their cars. They would drink to excess out of boredom because they are so superfluous and don't know how to do anything anymore but all houses are equipped with alcohol detection devices. When the humans are drunk, mechanical cops come automatically and deliver the soused people to a large drunk tank to spend an uncomfortable night before they are transported back to their houses, where the automatic food machines serve them their least favorite foods.
    Well, the superfluous human beings don't even know what they are or who they are.
    One day, one of the human beings comes to the awareness that she can still think, despite being completely useless. This human being manages to break the password system created by the machines. In doing so, the entire system crashes. It cannot be fixed because there are no programmers and the one human with the ability to think has created a very rampant virus with no antidote.
    The human beings then realize that their machines have stopped functioning and that they have to re-invent their world by themselves...
    I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout. Every time I steam up, I give a shout. Just tip me over and pour me out.

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    Just this:

    The story of what REALLY happened to Elvis Presley.
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    It goes like this:
    It was a dark and stormy night. Elvis knew that the full moon was hiding behind all of those clouds and rain and thunderclaps. In fact, he welcomed the thunderclaps because he really needed a rhythm section. It's dangerous to play an electric guitar during a thunderstorm. Elvis wasn't planning on meeting his doom by becoming a human lightning rod.
    He began singing to the rhythm of the thunder, "You ain't nothing but a hound dog, crying all the time..."
    Raindrops fell on his face and, before long, his polyester leisure suit was soaking and the sequins and other baubles, which looked great on TV but which had just been hastily glued onto the aforementioned polyester leisure suit, started falling to the ground.
    At that moment, seemingly from nowhere, a tall female, her soaking wet long hair dripping onto Elvis' hair, causing it to deflate, appeared. Angrily, she said, "I am not a hound dog. You will be penalized."
    She pointed at him with other worldly hands and...
    (to be continued by someone else)


    Quote Originally Posted by EJCC View Post
    Just this:

    The story of what REALLY happened to Elvis Presley.
    I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout. Every time I steam up, I give a shout. Just tip me over and pour me out.

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    ...and was suddenly struck by lightning herself. Burnt to a crisp in an instant as Elvis gazes at the ashes. In a moment of shock he realized th show must go on. With great professionalism he turn back to his music an starts singing "Return to Sender".

    Meanwhile, rivers of water gush from the top of his head all the way down. A waterfall of wetness surrounds the star. And tidal waves gush out around him. Just outside of the picture however, is a bearded man, who is desperatly cutting down trees and binding them together with leftover floss wire he salvaged from his rotten teeth.

    Needless to say, what happened next was...[next]
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    ... that Elvis stopped singing as he saw the bearded man who had come from the Dark Side. Elvis knew about the Dark Side from his years of being targeted by the Infamous Tabloids, which were more dedicated to spinning a Good Yarn than they were with reporting the Facts.
    Elvis knew that, in the deluge and the fierce thunder and the lightning display, his time was probably up. He was starting to see his career flash before his eyes, complete with screaming fans and something glittery. Oh. The glittery stuff was the sequins that had popped of his clothes and were now floating in the rising water.
    Suddenly, the bearded man, who had struck fear in the star's heart, came close to Elvis. Elvis shook with terror and with cold. He was soaked and his polyester leisure suit, which was not designed for monsoon season, felt as if it weighed a ton or two tons.
    The bearded man opened his mouth and Elvis stared at the rotted teeth and he cringed at the breath stinky from eating... what... humans??? Was Elvis about to become dinner?
    "Please sing 'Are You Lonesome Tonight?'" begged the bearded man in a surprisingly small and shy voice.
    Just as Elvis was about to sing, he noticed a light from the sky coming closer and closer and closer...
    [next!]
    I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout. Every time I steam up, I give a shout. Just tip me over and pour me out.

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    Talking Someone continue on the story!

    He shut his eyes, unwilling to comprehend what was happening. He knew that it would come one day, but he never expected it to come so early, and at such bad timing! Was killing the the Andersine really that big of a deal? The leader of the Infamous Tabloids has always got onto his nerves; he seemed to have hated him from the start. The Andersine spat lies all across people's faces; and that's probably why he had to just burn him to hell.

    "It's funny how I can still use pun at this f**cked up point of my life."

    Elvis controlled the power of fire. On the day he was born he was blessed with this curse; he had been an outcast all his life because of this.The bullying, the endless torment, the guilt when he introduced just a spark of the hate that had been sprung at him. The leader of it all was the Andersine.

    Elvis knew him as Billy Magnus. Billy was always charismatic, and people bowed down to him, literally worshipped him, because of his good-looks, thick and strong accent, and his seductions. Elvis wasn't jealous of that; he had heaps himself of potential!

    It was pure coincidence to have Billy in his class every single year 'til his graduation... He always felt the intensity directed at him. He didn't have to turn around, and nor did anyone else, to catch the gaze of Billy's eyes. And it was always him. Anywhere. Even across the cubicle he could feel his eyes piercing through. And it wasn't pleasant when you were doing something quite private.

    Billy was someone darker...

    He'd had love to spend one day, peacefully, with someone that he wished was his forever, but he had progressed to a stage where he knew this was impossible.

    "It's funny how it just all bites back... I guess when you are nice, people will still stab you behind the back.." Tears, from the depth of some divine despair, rippled down to the rocky floor on Earth-41S. He couldn't stop them; his pride wouldn't let them stop.

    So he opened his eyes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ming View Post
    He shut his eyes, unwilling to comprehend what was happening. He knew that it would come one day, but he never expected it to come so early, and at such bad timing! Was killing the the Andersine really that big of a deal? The leader of the Infamous Tabloids has always got onto his nerves; he seemed to have hated him from the start. The Andersine spat lies all across people's faces; and that's probably why he had to just burn him to hell.

    "It's funny how I can still use pun at this f**cked up point of my life."

    Elvis controlled the power of fire. On the day he was born he was blessed with this curse; he had been an outcast all his life because of this.The bullying, the endless torment, the guilt when he introduced just a spark of the hate that had been sprung at him. The leader of it all was the Andersine.

    Elvis knew him as Billy Magnus. Billy was always charismatic, and people bowed down to him, literally worshipped him, because of his good-looks, thick and strong accent, and his seductions. Elvis wasn't jealous of that; he had heaps himself of potential!

    It was pure coincidence to have Billy in his class every single year 'til his graduation... He always felt the intensity directed at him. He didn't have to turn around, and nor did anyone else, to catch the gaze of Billy's eyes. And it was always him. Anywhere. Even across the cubicle he could feel his eyes piercing through. And it wasn't pleasant when you were doing something quite private.

    Billy was someone darker...

    He'd had love to spend one day, peacefully, with someone that he wished was his forever, but he had progressed to a stage where he knew this was impossible.

    "It's funny how it just all bites back... I guess when you are nice, people will still stab you behind the back.." Tears, from the depth of some divine despair, rippled down to the rocky floor on Earth-41S. He couldn't stop them; his pride wouldn't let them stop.

    So he opened his eyes...
    Elvis is a fire mage? AWESOME!!!!!!!
    Have the next few chapters take place in a Final Fantasy setting.
    Q: "What is the process of seeking the truth?"
    A: "Distilled liquor"

    Q: "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?"
    A: "Between a starving prostitute and a steak sandwich."

    Q:How would a mathematician capture an elephant?
    A:He would build a cage, step inside, and rename his new location as "outside."

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