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Increase your breast size using sounds?

runvardh

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I guess it was only matter of time for something like this to show up here...
 

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I have boobs, I don't really know how I got them. I have to assume that my body fat all just deposits there, because no one in my family has large breasts. When I turned 14, I was a D cup, and I was extremely thin, so I looked like I was going to fall over all the time.
Now I'm a G cup (not extremely thin anymore though). Surprisingly when I was pregnant, I didn't gain a bra size. I'm terrified of gaining any more bra sizes. I've had enough of large boobs/back pain.
 

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There's actually something to all of this. Certain sounds can trigger an increase in breast size. I forget how it goes exactly, but the sound goes something like "Get a boob job!!" (.. alright bad joke)
 

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There's actually something to all of this. Certain sounds can trigger an increase in breast size. I forget how it goes exactly, but the sound goes something like "Get a boob job!!" (.. alright bad joke)

That only works on the easily manipulatable :D


Really, its all about a bust that fits the person's frame right.


And another silly thing while this thread collapses. A friend of mine said once: 'In France the perfect breast fits in a wineglass. In New Jersey the perfect breast can clog a toilet." :rolli:
 

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subliminal messages are supposed to be illegal in the US, but it's all over the place.
 

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I believe people have tried to use sound technology for years already to increase breast size:

"We must
We must
We must increase our busts
The bigger the better
The tighter the sweater
The boys depend on us"

The ring tone has at least as much of a shot of working as chanting this! ;)

Personally I think it would just stress me out hearing a baby crying all the time in the background! But an interesting link to be sure ...
 

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Increase your breast size using sounds?

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Gives new meaning to... the hills are alive with the sound of music.
 

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If you believe this, I've got a pill that will add 7 inches to your penis in just 30 days!!
 

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Yeah... I'd rather accept my uh, humble size than drive myself crazy trying to find a way to make them bigger. Random info., but the more you wear a bra, the more your breasts will sag when you take it off. So I guess not wearing a bra is the equivalent of strength training for your boobs?
 

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Yeah... I'd rather accept my uh, humble size than drive myself crazy trying to find a way to make them bigger. Random info., but the more you wear a bra, the more your breasts will sag when you take it off. So I guess not wearing a bra is the equivalent of strength training for your boobs?

my mother claims that wearing a bra too much can increase the risk of cysts and breast cancer...I don't know how true this is, but generally I take my bra off if I'm not going out in public or doing something physical where I really need the support
 

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I'm not sure if I buy that whole no bra=perkier boobs. Breasts are not made out of muscle. If you exercise your pectoral muscles, you are supporting the breast tissue even if you wear a bra. However, if you've ever seen Nat'l Geographic pics of women who have spent their lives sans bras, I don't think it bodes well for going braless (unless you have a chilly tummy). Guess it depends on size, but anyone who's a C or more I think needs all the "support" they can get!
 
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I knew there was a reason I loved sound so much! :D

If you believe this, I've got a pill that will add 7 inches to your penis in just 30 days!!

No thanks, that would be WAY too big.
 

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That doesn't make any sense. If it were true it would mean that being around a crying baby would make your boobs bigger.
 

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Well whether women should or shouldn't want bigger boobs, I clicked the link when I saw the title and I am a C :rolli:

I want bigger breasts but I hear so many back pain complaints, and my flabby tummy couldn't handle the strain. I am also terrible at finding a good-fitting bra, I am so clueless and self-conscious with the salespeople, so getting the support I need would be difficult :cry: But I don't feel as bad because a commercial on the radio told me it's a common problem. :nice:
 

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Well whether women should or shouldn't want bigger boobs, I clicked the link when I saw the title and I am a C :rolli:

I want bigger breasts but I hear so many back pain complaints, and my flabby tummy couldn't handle the strain. I am also terrible at finding a good-fitting bra, I am so clueless and self-conscious with the salespeople, so getting the support I need would be difficult :cry: But I don't feel as bad because a commercial on the radio told me it's a common problem. :nice:

I don't personally have breasts, but from my perspective, it seems that c's are the perfect size breasts for an average height female, or male, but i'm not into dudes with boobs.
 
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Okay,

that makes sense. the video.
theoretically it should happen.

+ remember girls. you may not like big titties.

but we guys definitely do.
So do your BF a favour and listen to that crappy ring tone to make us glad.
 

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That doesn't make any sense. If it were true it would mean that being around a crying baby would make your boobs bigger.


If you're breastfeeding, that's exactly how it works. :D


Somebody tell me when they make something that can decrease the size by sound. A set of J-cups is not my idea of fun.
 
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