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    An ENTP I knew in most of my classes had people sign a petition to have salami serve as our government.

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    An ENTP I knew took a piss in his sister's beer. So she got back at him by poisoning his Coke. Rat poison.
    "Everyone has a plan till they get punched in the mouth." Mike Tyson
    “Culture?” says Paul McCartney. “This isn't culture. It's just a good laugh.”

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    "Wouldn't it be great if we converted the entire Earth's core into a gigantic, nuclear fusion powered artificial intelligence who controls the gravity on Earth? We can take bets on how long it takes until the AI decides to kill us all."

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    You guys are just functionist towards Ne.

    I remember the Ne jokes I used to make with my INTJ friend; he followed along quite well. "The Teddy Bear Conspiracy". I think you can imagine the rest from there.

    In either case, Ne Pride World Wide!
    Great men are like eagles, and build their nest on some lofty solitude.

    Schopenhauer

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    "I wish I had a strait jacket to wear just because it's so cool."
    "Everyone has a plan till they get punched in the mouth." Mike Tyson
    “Culture?” says Paul McCartney. “This isn't culture. It's just a good laugh.”

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    I must say, these ENTP quotes are endlessly hilarious.

    My INTP/ENTP hybrid of a friend just messaged me an update on how school is going:

    "In chemistry, we're doing a lab on how long I can go without shoot myself."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mal+ View Post
    "I wish I had a strait jacket to wear just because it's so cool."
    Did the same fellow say that?

    I'd really like to meet him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumblebum View Post
    Did the same fellow say that?

    I'd really like to meet him.
    Yes, and I've worked alongside him since Dec. 3, 2012. Around the third day he was yelled at for sleeping during a training lecture. I try to make him crack up at least once a day.
    "Everyone has a plan till they get punched in the mouth." Mike Tyson
    “Culture?” says Paul McCartney. “This isn't culture. It's just a good laugh.”

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    Oh I thought this was a thread about quotes.

    here's mine
    "you can do anything if you can survive the consequences."
    The fear of poverty turns people into slaves of money.

    "In this Caesar there are many Mariuses"~Sulla

    Conquer your inner demons first before you conquer the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standuble View Post
    "Wouldn't it be great if we converted the entire Earth's core into a gigantic, nuclear fusion powered artificial intelligence who controls the gravity on Earth? We can take bets on how long it takes until the AI decides to kill us all."
    That doesn't seem to make sense. Something about information theory ? Seems fishy.
    Expression of the post modern paradox : "For the love of god, religions are so full of shit"

    Theory is always superseded by Fact...
    ... In theory.

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    "Great is the human who has not lost his childlike heart."
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