While it would be perfectly great to be recognised for how truly wonderful my cognitive functions are, perhaps it's better if Simon be INTJ. That way no one will see the real INTJs coming. They'll be too busy mocking the ISFJs for their "masterminding" skills and how easily overcome they are.
Yes, broadly announce this figment of teleimagination. A fall guy was needed. Bonus too because in the revolution they'll attach themselves like limpets to the ENTPs and I won't have to talk to (deliberately ambiguous referencing) them. Shiny.