Moreover, people tend not to tell the truth.
Especially those who spend plenty of time in the spotlight.
Someone shoves a tape recorder under your mouth then unexpectedly shoots you a series of questions regarding a coworker. Are you really going to say anything revealing?
"Things weren't the same after I caught Jennifer fingering her butthole in her dressing room mirror."
I'm going to keep up the stubbornly rigid Te and stand by istj, even though I now realize the quotes were of the more intimate sort.