The Tribe of Sarah: A Guide for the Perplexed

[Oberon]

This was originally conceived as "A Guide for the Perplexed Media," but it seems to me that it warrants a broader audience. If the enthusiasm for Sarah Palin appears absurd to you, this article will make it all clear. You probably won't agree with it, but at least you'll understand it.

The Tribe of Sarah: A Guide for the Perplexed

By way of full disclosure, I will not be voting for the Republican ticket this fall. Though I like Mrs. Palin personally, I see nothing to be gained by voting for either the Democrat or Republican wing of the current ruling party.

[Lateralus]

The person who is assigned the gender role of carrying unterminated fetal tissue mass is the central figure of the family structure among the tribe of Sarah.

Hahaha, nice one.