Raccoon bites off perverts penis - Page 3

ragashree · 01-27-2009, 09:21 PM

^It attempted to mate with his Pants-Python?

Beat · 01-27-2009, 09:21 PM

Pix or it didn't happen.

JAVO · 01-27-2009, 09:33 PM

I'm glad they're finally doing more productive things than stealing my tortilla chips on camping trips!

NewEra · 01-27-2009, 10:18 PM

Damn, must have hurt a hell of a lot.

Tallulah · 01-27-2009, 10:52 PM

Hoooooo, boy, this is the best story I've read in quite some time. Best part? The explanations he has to make from now on. Priceless.

nozflubber · 01-27-2009, 11:04 PM

GoDammit.... THOSE SURGEONS SAID THEY WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE ANYTHING. One trip to the motherland + endless vodka got me a hard time, no doubt. This is bs, I'll get those rusky bastards!

Now everyone knows my lackingness

GinKuusouka · 01-28-2009, 03:12 AM

Let this be a reminder to those who sleep in the wilderness often. Drinking and hiking do not mix.

YourLocalJesus · 01-28-2009, 03:18 AM

lol!

JAVO · 01-28-2009, 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GinKuusouka

Let this be a reminder to those who sleep in the wilderness often. Drinking and hiking do not mix.

Noted. Thank you.

AllAboutSoul · 01-28-2009, 04:53 AM

I can't believe the dumbdick actually tangled with a raccoon. A lot of dogs won't mess with a coon.

01-27-2009, 09:33 PM	#23 (permalink)
JAVO Lost in the city Join Date: Apr 2007 Type: ptni Location: Prefrontal cortex, mostly Posts: 3,448	I'm glad they're finally doing more productive things than stealing my tortilla chips on camping trips! __________________ When the first Europeans landed in the Americas, they described it as one vast untouched wilderness. This was about the highest compliment they could pay to the Native people who had lived there for thousands of years. -Bill Mason

01-27-2009, 10:52 PM	#25 (permalink)
Tallulah Torchy Join Date: Feb 2008 Type: INTP Location: The land of awesome Posts: 3,894	Hoooooo, boy, this is the best story I've read in quite some time. Best part? The explanations he has to make from now on. Priceless. __________________ "Evil gives me wings." --PinkPirahna

01-27-2009, 11:04 PM	#26 (permalink)
nozflubber DoubleplusUngoodNonperson Join Date: Mar 2008 Type: INTP Location: tampa Posts: 1,803	GoDammit.... THOSE SURGEONS SAID THEY WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE ANYTHING. One trip to the motherland + endless vodka got me a hard time, no doubt. This is bs, I'll get those rusky bastards! Now everyone knows my lackingness __________________ The history of Youtube linking is a history of human temperament.

01-28-2009, 03:12 AM	#27 (permalink)
GinKuusouka Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Type: INFP Location: Ohio Posts: 257	Let this be a reminder to those who sleep in the wilderness often. Drinking and hiking do not mix. __________________ Do your work, then step back. The only path to serenity.

01-28-2009, 03:18 AM	#28 (permalink)
YourLocalJesus Nemo me impune lacessit Join Date: Jul 2007 Type: INTJ Location: Here be dragons Posts: 2,591	lol! __________________ All lies! Communist propaganda!

01-27-2009, 09:21 PM	#22 (permalink)
Beat surrender the ill beats Join Date: Oct 2007 Type: MOFO Location: Unknown Posts: 5,728	Pix or it didn't happen.

01-27-2009, 10:18 PM	#24 (permalink)
NewEra Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Type: I Posts: 3,106	Damn, must have hurt a hell of a lot.

01-28-2009, 04:53 AM	#30 (permalink)
AllAboutSoul It's always something... Join Date: Apr 2007 Type: INFJ Location: in a hollowy place Posts: 1,938	I can't believe the dumbdick actually tangled with a raccoon. A lot of dogs won't mess with a coon. __________________ "In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay one invincible summer." ~~~~ A Christian's life may be the only Bible some people ever read. ~~~~ "If you love something, set it free. If it returns, it's yours forever; if not, it was never meant to be."

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