Like when we go to war with a heathen nation, we should be killing a lot more of their children upon the rocks. (Psalm 137:9) And what’s with our modern laxity in dealing with our own heathen citizens? We ought to make them eat their own children like God did! (Jeremiah 19:9) And speaking of therapy, I need a lot of it for the many issues I have which stem from being taught by female school teachers! (Timothy 1:2:12) Also, why did we fight a Civil War over slavery when the Bible clearly says that slavery is A-Okay? What’s with all this hand-wringing over perfectly acceptable modern human trafficking? (Peter 1:2:18) Oh, and eating pork and touching footballs [made from pigskin] is just as much a sin as homosexuality; why are there no conversion therapies for orienting sinners away from unclean food? (Leviticus 11:7)
When it comes to Biblical wisdom, this is just the tip of the iceberg! I could go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on...Yup, just as valid and useful a guidebook as ever.