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    -Canada is responsible for the sinking of the Titanic they were the ones who put the iceberg their. and that is why they're now so polite because of the guilt
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    ok so one time an american ice sales man went into news brunswick, and was like wanna buy some ice my family's starving and the canadians felt bad so they bought the ice but the thing is they had more then enough ice and cuz it's canada it's like wtf are we gonna do??? so they're like we'll through it in the ocean and so they did that it floated out to sea and that was the ice berg that sank the titantic. and the Canadian's felt awful but got away with it cuz there's so many naturally occuring ice burgs so they kept their mouth shut cuz they didn't want to deal with the geneva convention but ever since then canadians have been extra polite to americans overall.
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    i dunno what else to say so

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    half of the countries out there aren't real... the rest of the world just claims that they are so that they can make fun of americans for not knowing where they are

    sadly, I can't tell you which of the countries these are since I'm from the us

    either austria or australia are fake and I'm not sure which one... yodeling is a ridiculous idea that only a madman would come up with... but so is Australia
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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    everything in the southern hemisphere, particularly australia and new zealand is reversed compared the the northern hemisphere: including the fact that they eat with their anuses and poop out their mouths
    By extension...water flows around the drain in the opposite direction in the Southern Hemisphere...
    and by corollary: water at the equator gets confused, and doesn't flow *at all*...
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    Serbia and Croatia are planning a merger; since they can't agree on whether or not to become all Catholic or all Orthodox, they've decided to compromise on Lutheran...and the national food will become Lutefisk.
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    Spain is responsible for the sinking of the USS Maine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nihilogen View Post
    Spain is responsible for the sinking of the USS Maine.
    Ah, and Israel is responsible for the sinking of the U.S.S. Liberty. Real talk. The USS Liberty Cover-Up

    As for rumours...well, Australia has the worst beer of any English-speaking country, and people there lack the creativity and cultural sophistication required for change. Wait. That isn't a rumour either. It's a fact.

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    The U.K. is where the fempocalypse will start. Thanks for the heads up Girl Writes What!





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