I read "UNWOMEN" as "un-women" which possibly means men but I dunno.
"be considered an enemy planet." (NOKIDINGOMG THAT EGOTISTICAL RED FACED THING)
"have been a star"
"antler Jupiter shoulder tote"
A similar search for the planet Saturn (ahem) does not yield anything close. Which is excellent because no one ever suspects the........ BUTTERFLY! muahahaha.