Has anyone seen the clubs featured in films and wondered where they hell they are? Its like the roads in the car ads, I look at them and they not congested and the cars are travelling at decent speeds, no assholes in tractors, drunks or stupid people messing it up, I usually watch them and think screw the car just tell me were to find that drive.

The clubs are the same, not overcrowded, no ones fighting, no conspicuous alcholics or burn outs, everyone is speaking to one another and there's no intrusive din from customers or background music that's turned up way, way too high does anyone else ever wonder about that?

Is it just another example of how the myth and reality of life are poles apart and getting further apart by the day?