A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?'
A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?'
A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... '
I think it's clear: this is an elaborate plot hatched by Vanilla Ice to get revenge against the world, still rueing all these years after Marky Mark made a successful transition into a film star while Cool as Ice got a chilly reception () and killed his career. As punishment he released his demon spawn out into the world.