You won't bait me into insulting you. However, I suggest you learn about what really exists in the world. Welfare cheese isn't one of those things, and it hasn't existed for about two decades, and making reference to it makes you look old and/or ignorant, not "funny" or "sarcastic."
My actual, non-academic memory of "welfare cheese" ended sometime before middle school, seeing it in the grocery store, and remembering it as something akin to Velveeta (some garbage that is not cheese that people actually pay money for).
Yes, I am one of those people who say "um no please no 'American cheese' on my veggie burger, real cheddar please."
Things we share in common with the Soviet Union: government manufactured products. And under Republicans, no less.