Do you wear jeans that fit your little sister?
Could you see Kanye West wearing your sunglasses?
Are you obsessed with the musical stylings of Nick Cave?
Do you live somewhere warm yet still own a plethora of flannel shirts?
Is your favorite movie an independent film which few have actually seen?
Do you have money but choose to shop at thrift stores?
Do you read Pitchfork?
Do you think Pabst Blue Ribbon is a good beer?
Have you ever chastised a person for liking Coldplay?
Do you use the word ‘legit’ more often than you should?
Are your favorite bands local bands who don’t even have a record deal?
Do you own more than one coat that consists of faux fur?
Is plaid your favorite color?
Do you wear non-prescription thick black rimmed glasses?
Do you like Joy Division more than New Order?
Do you smoke European cigarettes?
Are books on philosophy or Che Guevara ever ‘accidentally’ peeking out of your bag?
Are you offended when people call you a hipster?
Does capitalism offend you?
Have you ever shopped at Urban Outfitters?
Do you own an instrument that you can’t play?
Do you have a trust fund?
Do you have one Republican friend?
Did you graduate with a liberal arts degree?
Can you name more than one band that is considered shoegazer?