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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggly View Post
    by launching a long-range nuclear missile at us.

    They are always pissed off at us.

    Why?

    I think it's because they want money.
    It was probably Dennis Rodman's advice to them: earn respect and attention by doing something which seems a bit crazy. It's straight from the NBA Guide to Foreign Policy.

    If this doesn't work, watch out! They'll turn to college basketball coaches for advice! We'll be doomed then!

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    A late 1st April joke, probably. Most distasteful one so far.

    I think the real concern is the fundamentalist nutjobs. They bark less and bite more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rasofy View Post
    A late 1st April joke, probably. Most distasteful one so far.

    I think the real concern is the fundamentalist nutjobs. They bark less and bite more.
    It would be fun if all they developed were these long range fireworks and the missile was actually a blimp that said "April fools!!" Big fun party on the California coast...North Korea relations improved 4ever!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortnsweet View Post
    It would be fun if all they developed were these long range fireworks and the missile was actually a blimp that said "April fools!!" Big fun party on the California coast...North Korea relations improved 4ever!!!

    Awesome!

    Would take an Ne-dom dictator to come up with that.

    We need to type him. Then, inform the Pentagon his mbti type. Precious info.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rasofy View Post
    Awesome!

    Would take an Ne-dom dictator to come up with that.

    We need to type him. Then, inform the Pentagon his mbti type. Precious info.
    Maybe Obama will let me personally go to some remote California town and run the Fireworks to North Korea project... (Would change name to something with a cooler acronym... Don't know if I like F-toNK.)
    Though he may say, "sns, i'm sorry but you trying to help make fireworks is a bad idea."
    06/13 10:51:03 five sounds: you!!!
    06/13 10:51:08 shortnsweet: no you!!
    06/13 10:51:12 shortnsweet: go do your things and my things too!
    06/13 10:51:23 five sounds: oh hell naw
    06/13 10:51:55 shortnsweet: !!!!
    06/13 10:51:57 shortnsweet: (cries)
    06/13 10:52:19 RiftsWRX: You two are like furbies stuck in a shoe box

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortnsweet View Post
    Maybe Obama will let me personally go to some remote California town and run the Fireworks to North Korea project... (Would change name to something with a cooler acronym... Don't know if I like F-toNK.)
    Yep, the name could definitely improve.
    Though he may say, "sns, i'm sorry but you trying to help make fireworks is a bad idea."


    On a sidenote, I think we should stop before the Js kick us out the thread. I mean, atomic bomb is srs bsns.
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    theriously guysth, nukths are dangerous

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    That's the spirit.
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    Default The media wants North Korea to want to attack the U.S.

    Could the media be unintentionally instigating a war?

    From http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/04/politi...html?hpt=hp_t1

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    Earlier, a Defense Department official told CNN that from a communications point of view, "we are trying to turn the volume down" on U.S. rhetoric about North Korea. The official, speaking on condition of not being identified, said the change referred to public statements by the Obama administration instead of how U.S. military hardware were being deployed in the region.
    According to the official, some Pentagon officials were surprised at how U.S. news releases and statements on North Korea were generating world headlines and therefore provoking a Pyongyang response.

    "We are absolutely trying to ratchet back the rhetoric," the official said. "We become part of the cycle. We allowed that to happen."
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    before people say the US needs to be less involved overseas, let's remember that we're probably the only reason S. Korea or even Japan hasn't had a rocket launched at it recently. I agree with their decision to tread more lightly now, though. That shows an incredible level of sensitivity and responsibility by US foreign affairs.

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