In a subforum filled with events that affect all of us and could result in long term outcomes, potentially unfavorable, it's time to focus on the really important matters, such as the on again, off again relationship Justin Bieber is having with some chick named Selena Gomez that I didn't bother to read as thoroughly as I could have, but such is the case when reading into news and politics when one is trying to keep his mind sane. But it was the very first story on my Yahoo! Home Page, and if it's the first story (equivalent to FRONT PAGE NEWS!), that must mean it's pretty goddamn important.
Anyway, here's the article. Will Justin Bieber ever get into another relationship with another girl? Or will Bieber be forced to become a heterosexual and date guys instead? Or maybe, just maybe, will Bieber become depressed and cut his wrists after crying, "Nobody loves me?" Perhaps dying in a bathtub?
Again, each scenario could lead to favorable or unfavorable outcomes.
What are your thoughts?