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    Default Toilet Paper Ads (fuck marketing)

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    GOD DAMN THOSE FUCKING MARKETING ASSHOLES. Is there no refuge left??
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    I actually find this hilarious.

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    That's where ads belong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sprinkles View Post
    That's where ads belong.
    Exactly! Now I can wipe myself with Joe's Pizza or whatever stupid companies are on these toilet paper rolls.

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    That gave me a good chuckle.

    Quote Originally Posted by sprinkles View Post
    That's where ads belong.
    My thoughts exactly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DisneyGeek View Post
    Exactly! Now I can wipe myself with Joe's Pizza or whatever stupid companies are on these toilet paper rolls.
    I can't wait for political ads to appear on toilet paper.
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