He's no Hamburglar. But a Florida man
faces up to five years in prison after he
was arrested on a felony charge of
stealing a cup of soda from aMcDonald's.
The Collier County Sheriff's Department
arrested Mark Abaire, 52, last week on a
felony theft charge. Authorities say he
went into the fast-food restaurant on
14th Street North in Naples, asked for a
cup for water and was then seen filling
the cup with soda before taking a seat
outside the restaurant and sipping the
How fucking ridiculous is this?